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So blood of both huh?
It was 9 in the morning and Tam(@funky-sea-cryptid ) and Alex(@t-f-t ) said "lets make V emotional"
So I give you this bc this is the only thing I can think of all day. Father and his kid lady's and gentlemen.
Now I'll go cry in a corner
Undine: Ok. Everyone new rule, from now on we will NOT be referring to traumatic events as and I quote:
Undine: Patrof, having your father physically and mentally abuse you and your mother from a very young age as a skill issuse on his part
Patrof:..... fuck-
Undine: Gajah, having your mother dying of illness and leaving you an orphan as mager L
Gajah:...
Undine: Sarado, Smurki and Floga your good
Sarado: Nice
Smukri: Thank god-
Floga: Sweet
Undine: Now, LOLOPECHKA RUNNING OUT OF A WINDOW WON'T SAVE YOU GET OVER HERE-
Lolo halfway out of the window: YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
Good news, All the Spirt guardians have been cropped and topped Lolopechka too,
You will be seeing them tomorrow :3
The time has come
Sluts everyone, the amout of fun i had with this OH you have no idea
Gaja: You went a wedding?
Lolo: Yep. I got drunk and got into one of them with Vanica in one of those fake weddings in the Clover Kingdom.
Undine and The Spirit Guardians: *look at each other*
Gaja: You do know those are real, right?
Lolo: *laughs* No they are not.
Smurik: No.
Sarada: He's right.
Floga: They are real.
Lolo:... oh
Gajah: So. You mean to tell me. You got drunk and when out and got married to a fucking murderder?
Lolo: Well... In my defence-
Patrof: I dont really think you have a defence in this...
Undine nodding:
Lolo: I didnt kn-
Floga: Your alias is litirally the all knowing maden.
Sarado: And you have a library in you mind
Lolo:
Lolo: I WAS DRUNK-
Smurki: Not helping yourself
Lolo: Shit. Well, now what? Is Vanica like, Gajah's wife too?
Gajah: pls no-
Smurki: Well theoretically not, Lolo married her not you
Patrof: And polygamy isnt illigal So!
Undine: Your good? Unless Gajah's pushing that devorce...
K, on demand of the ppl I come to give you Randome ass Spirt Guardian Headcanons
-Sarado is scared of crabs
-Lolopechka's full name is "Lolopechka Alexandria Heart" and she thinks its stupid
-Smurki has Lesbian grandma's who helped raise him bc his dad is the local village doctor and was constantly busy
-Patrof had an abusive father who would beat him and his mom, so after he was arrested (thank you Electra) he was taken in to work for Sarado's perents
-Sarado's foks have one of the bigest parts of land in Heart and are farmers
-Floga's dad is a poet who writes screenplays and books and he is divorced to Floga's mom
-Smurki's mom died giving birth to him, rip Queen you would have loved Finral
-Undine treats the Spirt Guardions like her own family and mothers them at times
-Lolopechka, the fucking raccoon, steals the Spirt Guardians' clothes every now and again and the SG are aware of this and let her keep them
-Lolopechka has a piercing on her tongue that she got after losing a bet to Luck
-The Spirt Guardians can somewhat understand devil growls (devils can commune via growling and elves via chirping) bc Lolo growls to voice a lot of her displeaser most of the time
-After being turned into a devil, thier are still after affects on Lolopechka's body and soul (horns, tail, fangs, being able to gowl ect) bc of this she can go back and forth from her devil from and human form but its very stressful and bad for her health if she dose it too much
-Sarado and Lolopechka -> Rich girls
Floga and Smurki -> Well off
Gajah and Patrof -> IM JUST A POOR BOY NOBODY LOVES ME-
-In the winter everyone clings on to Floga bc as a fire mage he is always naturally warm, like a blanket!
-Lolo and Floga are book lovers
-Sarados dad is a short king god bless
- Gajah's mom died of illness when he was young and bc his dad is a deadbeat so he was left an orphan so he was raised at the royal palace. This is the reason why he is so protective
-In general, Gajah is really bad with emotions and can get overwhelmed by them
- More of me projecting then a HC, Lolopechka, Floga and Sarado get really fucking vocal over sports (like football, baskedball etc).
- Lolo looks really fucking smug by nature but she really isn't, the same way Noelle said Modesty looks like sarcasm on her. So she trys to be nice and humble but she just ends up looking like a jackass
Was playing around w a quote generator and-
Help-
Smurki: This is very slowly turning into a shit show isnt it?
Sarado: AS IF IT WASNT ALREADY???
Floga: I say we make like Lucius's hairline and 'retract'.
~°~°~
Lolo: Gooly gee Floga, whatever gave you that idea...
Floga: Excuse me but buildings falling and the ground beneath my feet shaking doesn't make me feel very safe and seeing people running away doesn't help ether.
Gajah:
Patrof: Who hurt you two today damn-
They make me FEEL things man,,,
A them Ive noticed with Black Clove is loyalty, William and Julius, Yusuga and Ryuya and The Spirt Guardians with Lolopechka
Like Ryu, she cant fight, but still they got so MAD and offended that they she got taken, that they let her get taken from in there home and you can see it. They have a relationship kind of like the Ryuzen seven, where, they KOWN Lolopechka personally. They may not know about her fear of death bc Gajah had pull out da stealth card to figure that out, but even if they did they wouldn't hesitate to protect her.
Because more than anything, their Queen is Good. Kind. Welcoming and warm, so losing her even if it was inevitable, necessary even. FUCKING HURTS THEM SO BAD AND SO MUCH
The Spirt Guardians are just "A Queen belongs to her people by you our dear shall be ours" and i think i wanna cry
Okay I tried looking up what that means and couldn't find it, but if I get it, it is someone that dedicates her life to protect the people she loves and cares about and The Spirit Guardians embody that to dedicate their lives to protect their queen.
Which yeah that is fucking tragic.
We need to put a singe on them at says "Please do not separate"
The Spirt Guardians are just "A Queen belongs to her people by you our dear shall be ours" and i think i wanna cry
Okay I tried looking up what that means and couldn't find it, but if I get it, it is someone that dedicates her life to protect the people she loves and cares about and The Spirit Guardians embody that to dedicate their lives to protect their queen.
Which yeah that is fucking tragic.