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Hanji and Levi sitting in the couch with the teens:

Hanji: so, we were talking with Levi and decided that you needed some education.

Levi: yhea, seven brats is already too much to take care of. We don’t want an extra one.

Hanji: Levi!

Levi: what? I’m saying the truth.

Hanji: but don’t be so direct. Anyways, do you know where babies come from?

Jean: guys. Please. No.

Hanji: when mommy loves daddy a lot…

Armin: oh boy

Levi: they fuck.

Teens: *wtf faces*

Hanji: Levi!

Levi: what? That’s it. They fuck and nine months later boom brat.

Hanji: we need to explain the process. So what Levi means is…

Eren: please don’t. We don’t wanna know.

Mikasa: Eren. It’s important information.

Hanji: exactly! So when they love each other too much they kiss and hug and…

Armin: NO. DON’T CONTINUE.

Sasha: hey Connie do you think we should try to sneak to the kitchen now that everyone is distracted?

Connie: totally

Levi: where do you two think you’re going?

Hanji: the sexual intercourse starts…

Jean: okay stop. Seriously guys, where does this shit come from all of the sudden? It’s like you got yourselves pregnant by mistake and now are afraid that it happens to us. *Laughs at his own joke*

Hanji: …

Levi: …

Jean: shit.

Connie: new sibling!

Sasha: yaaaaaayy!

Everyone else: *wtf faces*

Historia: uhm what if mommy loves mommy?