So Help Me God - Tumblr Posts
finally watched brokeback mountain for the first time ever tonight. i think i am going to kill myself
Oh well would you look at that, they just came in with their boyfriend of all of 5 fucking minutes and sat there and made me watch them flirt with them and literally texted me being like “are u seeing this?”
I will in fact be losing my shit
Why does Paul McCartney have the same level of yearning for John that I have for my best friend? Thing? Idk
why tf do I relate so hard to so much of the McLennon lore does this mean I’m also doomed by the narrative? I no no wanna :c
On a road trip/camping trip! And I’m already this close to committing murder
And we aren’t even at our destination (our cabin that we are staying in for the next week)
Gryffindor Headcanon
Has the messiest house you've ever seen, but will not let you through the doorway without taking your shoes off or so help me god someone is getting killed today.
Lance - Stardew Valley Expanded
If I could reset my life, maybe I’d start a chicken farm. Only free range eggs, of course.