So I Was Like Go Dummy - Tumblr Posts
2 years ago
I promise I’ll post writing I just had one of my bad luck days (it’s ok that’s normal) and I got lithium poisoning and was very sick and then I got rear ended and then I sat in a hot car in a Lowe’s parking lot for three hours but at least I got published in a local lit mag but like I also have whiplash and my body hurts and I want to stop vomiting
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WHY
I know this is normal for me but jeez
could we spread it out
dw I was not at fault for the accident
I was trying to turn right and some dude perpendicular to me was at a stop sign and didn’t see me and so was going straight into the street
that I was turning right into
and then saw me
and stopped in the intersection
so I was like go dummy
so they did
and I went to turn
and this dude in a mustang rear ends me
because
and i quote
“I thought you would turn faster so I accelerated
pls
LIKE SIR
why tf would you accelerate towards a turning vehicle
he took one look at me
a young blonde girl (oh no I’ve revealed I’m blonde?
and I saw him cringe