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sonic's in station square waiting for amy and tails so the three of them could have lunch together. it isn't long until reporters flag him down for an interview
it's all standard questions; "why are you a hero?" "would you ever stop fighting eggman?" etc.
randomly, one of them asks him what is favorite color is. a bit strange, but he answers "blue and yellow" with a grin. they ask him why blue and yellow and he states that his favorite person is blue and yellow.
they make that "ohhhh" sound and point out that it was obvious. clearly he's talking about himself! he's normally blue, then turns yellow when he goes super. duh!
but sonic is just like "no?? lmao, i said my favorite person. not me" and right as they ask who is favorite person is if it's not him, amy and tails shout to call his attention.
sonic has the biggest smile as he points at tails and says "that's who" before running to the two so they can go to lunch
I am so into the headcanon that Sparda actually managed to talk with the baby twins, even if they're just all about babbles and coos, he will be there for his sons.
Now picture this: a tall demon on his human form, sat on his favorite couch, holding two chubby and devilish adorable babies on each arm while having a whole conversation with them.
"Tell me, Dante. How is it like to share a crib with your brother?"
"Babababa!"
"I see."
"Dadada!"
"Don't be so harsh on your brother, Vergil. He may chomp on your feet, but it is his own way to show affection for you."
The fact that this only took u 45 min fucks with me
to tame a god
[ID: A digital drawing of Jon and Martin cuddling, asleep, with a cat next to them. The entire image is pinkish and the line-art is dark rainbow colors.
Jon is a thin Arab man with brown skin covered in various scars, including a burn on his hand and a more well-healed burn on his face, neck, and shoulder, various clusters of circular scars, and various deep cuts on his arms and face. His hair is long, black and gray, and curly, pulled into a messy low bun and he has a matching beard and mustache that's interrupted by his facial burn. He has body hair, dark circles under his eyes, and is wearing purple boxers and a green tank top with the artist's URL watermark written over it faintly like a shirt design. Martin is a fat white man with bright red and white striped hair and patchy facial hair, freckles, dark circles under his eyes, a tooth gap, body hair, and pale stretch marks. Martin is wearing no visible clothes. The cat is a dark tabby with grayish brown and black fur.
They are laying on a bed with dark pink sheets with a red grid, an orange and pink striped blanket, and pillows of all those colors and white. Jon is laying with his head and one arm on the pillows with his other arm resting over Martin's shoulders. Martin is hugging Jon and laying with his head on his stomach, squishing his cheek, his head pushing Jon's tank top up to lay on his bare skin. Both of them are peacefully asleep. The blanket covers Martin's lower torso and Jon's legs. The cat lays near Jon's head, kneading the sheets. end ID]
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post-canon cuddles for the soul. idk how distantly post-canon, it's a bit nebulous but yeah. they're fine and in love and have a kitty cat. and they are Holding Each Other <3
hey guys guess what my new hyperfixation is
(its tales from the stinky dragon)
HE LEETLE FEETSYS
This came to me randomly this morning, so bare with me...
Me: "LETS GOO ARCTIC MONKEY TICKETS!"
*goes to event*
Me: "Where the fuck is the monkey?!" >:(
That's it. That's the joke.
PURPLE NO PURPLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO </3
How could u do this </3
heyyy so is is this anything
[Distant screaming]
oh bro do i have some feelings about jotaro and the mitski song "a pearl"