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headcannons of andre & cal with mel... (you dont have to do this its kinda silly)

Andre & Cal + Mel Headcanons

- Every time Andre walks into his house, Mel meows so loud it can only be described as screaming. She tries to crawl up his legs and bother him until he picks her up.

- Andre has had Mel since he was two and Mel was one. They’ve grown up together. Andre has no memories without Mel. He calls Mel a grandma constantly because she’s seventeen. (She’s still going strong though!)

- Mel does not like Cal. She nips at him whenever he tries to pet her. Andre tries to reassure Cal, saying she’s just on edge, but it is Cal’s fault. They just don’t get along.

- When Andre and Cal were working on the pipe bombs, Mel walked through their mess constantly. She had little black spots on her fur that made Andre have to wash her.

- Cal doesn’t care that Mel doesn’t like him. He’ll still cradle her like a baby and pet her until she’s drawn blood from his hand from biting him.

- Andre always has white cat hair on his clothes. His grey camouflage shirt is permanently covered in cat hair no matter how many times he washes it.

- Mel has walked in on Cal and Andre making out and more way too many times. Andre has to pause everything and push her out of the room in order for her to leave them alone.

- Mel is a big cat, and I mean big. Andre’s parents still think she’s half maine coon.

- When Andre is upset, Mel sits in his lap or on his chest in an attempt to help. She also licks at his face when he cries. She does everything she can to cheer Andre up.

- Cal makes fun of Mel as a joke sometimes, and it always makes Andre upset. Cal tries to make him laugh, but Andre just stares at him with a blank face.

- Mel sleeps in Andre’s bed at night. When Cal sleeps over, she sleeps in between them. If they want to cuddle, they have to move her to the end of the bed.