Someone Plz - Tumblr Posts

Um... I need someone to pick this up and write the horniest, angstiest shit ever.

Human AU/ Teacher x Student AU

A young Morpheus is smoking when someone snatches it out of his hand.

- Smoking is forbidden on school grounds, get back to your class, kid!

The young , annoying teacher(Corinthian) says before taking a drag on the cigarette and walking away.

Y'all I need help

I've been in Tumblr for months and only seen the word "blorbos" like 3 times

2 of those timeS WERE TODAY

WHAT IS IT??

WHAT DOES IT WANT

HOW DO WE STOP IT

(someone plz tell me tho)