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✏️ // if you're still accepting? One for Sylvia @shinebrightsweetdove

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ! (Not accepting any more!)

Black Mask: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence. Sylvia: ...Don’t you mean benevolence? Black Mask: No. 

Sylvia: Do you want to be the Sun in my life? Black Mask: Yes. Sylvia: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)

Black Mask: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers. Sylvia: Black Mask, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.

Sylvia: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Black Mask: Killed without hesitation.

Black Mask: You saved me! Why? Sylvia: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

Sylvia: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin. Black Mask: Navy blue isn't your color. Sylvia: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Black Mask*

Sylvia: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Black Mask: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Sylvia: I said within reason, Black Mask. How about I murder that guy? Black Mask: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Sylvia: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?