Sorry Aidan Part 2 - Tumblr Posts
Wendidad feeds the wendigos in his “wendigo-farm box” using deer, magic spoon, and Dr.Enuff; the thing is…. Some of them actually eat the cereal
Aidan tried to milk the Wendigos thanks to a dare and an undisclosed amount of money (Thanks to other Aidan and Wendidad); it didn’t go well - he’s not too hurt, but was scratched up decently)
To prevent Aidan being mutilated, Isiah had to grab and toss a few of the wendigos; we are unsure of those Wendigos’ state of being of their location still
They found out that, it’s still possible to milk them since they’re still mammals; but it comes out ashy - they did not let Aidan try the milk
They fed the milk to the other cryptids that Isiah keeps - mothman tacked up on a wall, ghouls in steel boxes, and the Jersey devil in a hole he dug
Aidans we’re a bit freaked out when Isiah threw a few of the wendigos; but Thornbussy wanted to know how far he could throw something in the end of it
Aidan wanted to find out how far he could, in theory, throw a rock that could destroy the ATF, IRS, and other 3 letter agency buildings
Isiah did not end up throwing the rock, as he didn’t want the feds to come and visit him…… again
The Aidans become agents of chaos once they get used to Wendigoon’s chaos in person; and become even more of a menace to the Feds and now a menace to Isiah, beyond just bothering the Feds
Give me more ideas; I’ll eventually fix all the stuff into an actual fanfic; I’m just no good at writing dialogue thanks. Again, sorry Aidan.
Giant!Wendigoon meets the Lore Lodge Head-canons:
Wendidad still has his classic shirts, no, we don’t know how he gets them, and the world may never know
The image of Wendigoon staring in at Aidan during the Weird Bible livestream still occurs, but he’s farther back and, still holding the gun, looks to be rapidly approaching
He somehow has a giant deer skull he wears around, and like the shirts, we don’t know and don’t need to know how he obtained it - but was probably a giant cryptid
When they meet for the Missing 411 video, Isiah (not good with spelling names btw) is just in the background of some of the shots, standing menacingly
He still has a dependency on Dr.Enuff
More people after the Denis Martin video go up believe that either the Lore Lodge, Wendigoon, or both are government sysops (can’t spell well)
Aidan tries to find out why Isiah is giant, but doesn’t find out, because no one knows why; could be because he’s been unknowingly sent from Agartha to gain intel, or just because he is Wendigoon
Aidan finds out that the cryptids in the forests around at least Appalachia are real, the feds know they exist; and it’s thanks to Wendigoon having an actual cluster of Wendigos in an abandoned building he found one day
The Aidans also see that Wendigoon has caught a mothman, multiple ghouls, and the Jersey Devil, and keeps them “because he thinks they’re neat”
While the Aidans we at first freaked out by Isiah, Archibald was not, as he is too thoughtless to even truly realize that something isn’t right or that he’s different (we love thoughtless doggo, the real Lore Lodge owner)
Wendigoon indeed does still have a magic spoon addiction, but it’s worse (he may or may not have a giant pile of magic spoon boxes in an abandoned silo for him to raid whenever he pleases
Isiah almost broke the jeep when he first met the Aidans, by almost kicking it down a hill - it was not damaged
(I did these partly last minute, if anyone wants to add ideas, feel free to throw them out there. I’ll probably make more later. Sorry in advance Aidan!)