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Ranking F1 Drivers by Helmet Squishiness:

This is very important!!!

All 22 drivers that have been on the grid so far this year, countdown style!

Number 22: Logan (beautiful eyes, not much squish)

Number 21: Kevin (deceptive! but his squish is all natural, helmet does nothing)

Number 20: Daniel (not much squish, just a little around his cheeks)

Number 19: Pierre (wee bit of squish going on)

Number 18: Lando (lovely eyes but not much squish by helmet)

Number 17: Nico (got some squish going around the eyes, we getting there)

Number 16: Carlos (pretty eyes, getting squishier around the cheeks)

Number 15: Lance (face looks over all more squishy, especially his little eyes)

Number 14: Valtteri (pinch him cheekies, they startin to squish)

Number 13: Max (lovely eyes, some squishage going on with the cheeks, yes yes)

Number 12: Esteban (squishier still, his whole little face squished up in there!)

Number 11: Lewis (some good squish!!! That's champion squish going on!!)

Number 10: Charles (GORGEOUS eyes with squishy cheeks!!)

Number 9: Alex (we getting real here, cheeks are starting to really squish!)

Number 8: Liam (cheeks to pinch!!! Would get a higher rating if I had more to work with!)

Number 7: George (LOOK AT THE CHEEKS)

Number 6: Nyck (Some excellent squish going on, would get a higher rating if I had more evidence!)

Number 5: Checo (pic doesn't do the squish justice, this is a squishy boy)

Number 4: Fernando (Supreme squishage, we love to see it!!!)

Number 3: Oscar (HE IS SO SQUISHY, pinch his cheeks!!! The top 3 were so hard to organize!!!)

Number 2: Guanyu (he is underappreciated!! LOOK AT THE SQUISH - we need to see this more!!)

Number 1: Yuki - OUR SQUISH KING (overall squish is OFF THE CHARTS - bonus points for being cutest of all with the squish.)

Honourable mention for Nicholas Latifi, my squishy Canada Boy:

Anyway thanks, I will not be taking criticism XD but rankings may change with new helmets and evidence.

Some of these guys have gorgeous eyes and I feel the need to do another post that ranks like... the top 5 most gorgeous eyes or something.