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Dean Smith

PE and health teacher

“Coach Smith”

“Pure-blooded” American

Cousin of Sam

Actually cares about his student's health

Like if you were struggling with running your laps, he would run beside you to help encourage you

Although he doesn't like “rabbit food” like his cousin, he still tries to change the cantine’s food to have less grease

Only guy ever who can teach sex-ed and not make it awkward

Even for the Asexuals in the room

No one knows how he does it

If you’re on your period and try to get out with running he will not put up with that

“Exercise actually helps with the cramps Karen”

You will play dodge ball, there’s no escaping it

You will get a huge bruise from playing dodge ball, it’s brutal

But he does have a couple teacher vs student matches throughout the year

He also has a fondness for baseball, no one knows why

If you tell Gabe that he actually likes curling he will kill you

Is every student’s second favourite teacher (after Gabe)

Actually, no one calls him Coach Smith, everyone just calls him Dean (yes even the students)

Sam Roberts

English teacher

“Mr. S... what’s PEE?”

Canadian-American

Dean’s cousin

He’s a huge coffee addict, if he doesn’t get his double-double in the morning there will be hell to pay

When you have to do analysis of a text he does not care what you write as long as you have evidence

“You can tell me that Mrs. Mallard has a deep-rooted fear of ducks as long as you give me evidence”

He HATES Romeo and Juliet With a burning passion

“I will not have my students romanticizing the stupidity of two teenagers who think they know what love is!”

Moose as a nickname has even more meaning now, his height and nationality

He gripes with Gabe over the fact that America does not have Tim Hortons

It’s depressing

He’ll start every lesson with a game of Just a Minute to get his students in the mood

All creative writing assignments will have the most random prompts

“Here’s a photo of a crack in the sidewalk outside school, write 500 words about it”

Castiel Novak

Were you expecting a different name? Well too bad!

Science teacher

Technically Indian-American 

But it was his great-great-great-grandparents, so who’s to say

But he can speak Hindi, so...

Met Gabriel in uni (cause Canada has cheaper tuition) and they’ve friends ever since

When he gets frustrated in class he will swear in Hindi so no one understands him (except the one Indian kid who sits in the back)

He knows everything about bees

EV-ER-Y-THING

“Mr. Novak, do bees try to sting us on purpose?”

“Well actually-”

Yet he hates wasps...?

Probably because he sat on a wasp nest by accident when he was 7

Makes the worst jokes in history

“We’re learning about matter because it matters!”

That one always makes a kid cry

(Usually that Indian kid in the back)

Has so many practicals because in his words: “Science should be experienced, not read from a book!”

Gabriel Kennedy

Drama Teacher (were you expecting anything else?)

Mr. K

So Canadian that he has maple syrup running through his veins

No seriously, he drinks it straight from the bottle

Everyone is concerned

Collage friends with Cas

Has an even bigger Tim Hortons addiction than Sam (the old fashioned chocolate glazed are his favourite)

Actually remembers the french he learned in school so he often has fast-paced discussions with the Marque brothers

His door is always open for students to come in and just have a chat

He will blast musical soundtracks when not teaching

“HOnEy WhAt yOU wAiTInG FoRRRrrR!!!! StEp INTo mY CaNDy StoRREEee!!!!”

Also, really likes Starkid and TCB

Has a drawer of hidden candy in his desk

A student secretly stole some

But he knew

After the water balloon incident, they haven’t tried again

So I was rewatching supernatural and earlier on the bus I was listening to Hamilton again

Then I had this thought. Imagine Dean as Hamilton and Cas as Laurens. Because "I think you trench coat looks hot Cas, I like you a lot"

Just sayin

Sam Winchester - (A-Z headcanon NSFW) (requested)

A = Aftercare

Depending on Sam’s mood he will clean you both up or he will just leave it 

(soulless Sam didn’t give a shit)

B = Body part

Sam’s legs he’s proud of them and the tallness they give him over you. Sam loves your leg’s cause they may be short compared to his but that gives him advantages over you 

C = Cum

Sam usually pulls out and cums on the bed 

(soulless Sam lied to cum on your face)

D = Dirtysecret

Sam still enjoys cumming on your face

E = Experince

Sam has a good amount 

F = Favorite postion

You giving him head

G = Goofy

Depends on how much time you both have other wise sometimes is alittle goofyness

H = Hair

Yes, Sam even grooms it cause as Dean would put it hes a nerd

I = Intimacy 

Sam isn’t to intimate, considering everyone he loves usually dies

J = Jack off

Sam does it often considering he can’t “do it” the timecause of all the hunts. He jacks off to pics and or sound clips of the two of you together

K = Kink

Sam is pretty vanilla 

(soulless Sam anything and everything)

L = Location 

Like I said vanilla 

(soulless Sam anywhere)

M = Motivation

When you tease him is his motivation

N = No 

Sam will not have sex in the same room as Dean 

O = Oral

Giving Sam head is something he thinks your amazing at. Sam is good at eating you out 

P = Pace 

Sam goes fast to get you both off

(soulles Sam plunges in fast and rough the whole time )

Q = Quickie

Sam and you don’t have many times to go slow and take your time so, they can be pretty freakwent. Sam enjoys quickies because it means more of you giving him head

R = Risk

Sam doesn’t take to many risk’s beacuase he’s doesn’t have the best luck

S = Stamina

He can go maybe 2 rounds depends on how horney he is 

(soulless Sam can go 4 rounds it last for hours)

T = Toy

You and Sam sometimes you use rope or handcuffs 

( soulless Sam handcuffs, rope, whip, etc.)

U = Unfair

Sam loves to tease you if you both have th time for it 

V = Volume

Sam is really loud when you give him head other wise Sam is pretty quite other than a few froans and moans 

W = Wildcard

X = X-ray

Sam is pretty longish but not very wide

Y = Yearning

Sam’s sex drive is at like a 4-5 

Z = ZZZ

With Sam it takes awhile for him to fall asleep

Masterlist

Sam : we need to talk about your maturity

Y/n : ( standing on the couch with dean cas and Charlie ) bold words for a man standing in lava

Dean : screams

Y/n : screams louder to establish dominance

Cas : should we do something?

Sam : “observing” no I want to see who wins this

Y/n : Sam how do I get the best revenge on my enemies?

Sam : the best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest

Y/n : dean how do I-

Dean : brick.

[ at Disneyland on a the teacup ride ]

Sam and castiel *spinning a little and talking*

Dean and y/n *flying past them spinning as fast as they can screaming*

Y/n : FOUR MONTHS!

Sam : what are they talking about

Dean : it’s not that big of a deal-

Y/n : YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS!

Y/n : English is wired “you ain’t shit” and “ you are shit” are both insults

Dean : but “you are the shit” is a complement

Sam : it’s 3 in the fucking morning

Sam : we need a distraction!

Dean : is anyone good at jumping up and down while making annoying noises?

Y/n : *shoves their way to the front of the group*

Y/n : my time has come

Dean : shit you’re losing a lot of blood quick what’s your type??

Y/n : green eyed dorky brunettes ,you

Dean : YOUR BLOOD TYPE!

Y/n : OH red!

[ Dean and Sam walk into a room ]

Y/n : *spinning around in a chair ominously* I’ve been expecting y-

Y/n : *chair continues to spin* shit

Y/n : *tries to stop spinning * shit!

Y/n : *grabs at random objects to stop spinning* SHIT!

Y/n : *falls out of chair* SHIT

Dean : idiot (-_-)

Dean is a major Jurassic Park fan, and no one can convince me otherwise. Him and Charlie have movie nights in the bunker where they binge watch all of them, plus Jurassic World, with some pizza and popcorn mixed with candy. (That specific candy changes every time because they like to try new combos). Cas and Jack usually join since Cas just wants to hang out with them, and Jack absolutely loves dinosaurs. Sam very rarely joins them, but when he does, he usually brings Eileen along and only enjoys the Jurassic World movies. Dean and Eileen make fun of him relentlessly since he only likes the new ones. Nonetheless, they all have fun and they're such a sweet, happy family.

Dean misremembering the purgatory portal scene is altering my brain chemistry in so many ways. What do you mean Dean remembered it as him not being able to save Cas because he wasn't strong enough, but in reality Cas let go??? We know he remembers some things perfectly like when Cas went into the lake because he had nightmares about that, but how many other things does he misremember? Does he remember Mary dying? Does he remember all his fights with Cas? Does he remember all the times Sam died? This was such a missed opportunity to do more. They could've made Dean even more traumatized by having him misremember something for so long, and then him having to learn it was completely different and having a whole crisis about it.

Dean's favorite thing to do is prepare movie nights for him and Cas, but after he shows him all the classics, he starts choosing ones with angels in them for the sole purpose of having Cas rant about how inaccurate it is to him.

thinking about how sam can recognize gabriel like. on spot. especially after mystery spot

gabriel coming up with the most elaborate pranks during the most unexpected times while everyone is so confused like "case??? monster????ghost???what the fuck????" and sam just turns to background customer #4 makes direct eye contact and goes "cut the crap gabriel ik its you" and gabriel tries to act oblivious he tries and hes good at it dammit

but sam wont even flinch till gabriel finally gives up and is like "yeah okay fine" and he is ALWAYS on spot so gabriel goes invisible cuz yeah hows sammy gonna call him out when he cant see him haha

fast forward next time sam is giving his bitchface #21 to a bookshelf and dean n cas are confused cuz sam??????what???are you lookin at???? and gabriel just stands there in absolute shock because. sam is looking only like. 5 cm off from where hes standing and gabriel is so fucking shook cuz are we absolutely sure sam is completely free of his psychic powers-

so gabriel grows a pair and finally asks sam how he always knows its him and sam is like *shrug* i just do, i mean its you and yeah maybe ik u better then u think its kind of obvious and gabriel just. stands. there. speechless. cuz sam i am a being older than u can even comprehend and have been THEE Trickster for thousands of years not even Lucifer saw through my tricks i have fooled millions and millions of beings what do you mean "it's obvious"

gabriel is at the wedding. nobody invites him he just shows up at the reception. everyone thinks hes dead but bitch just shows up like "couldnt miss the even of the eon" and everyones like????ur dead???? and then he spends the rest of the wedding hitting on every single person possible rowena who is the wedding officant is 12 minutes late because shes busy flirting with gabriel he's basically just there to witness his favorite little brothers wedding and fuck shit up and bully dean