Tea Shouldve Helped - Tumblr Posts

Do you know what I hate about my water bottle? It’s too good, like, I put in hot tea and then forget about it, only for 10 hours later it’s just warm. Still warm. STILL FUCKING WARM. HOW THE FUCK??? The bottle itself is cold as ice! How the fuck is this tea still warm? Wtf? Do you know how many times I’ve burned my mouth thinking it’ll be cold tea? But then it’s still roiling hot? What the hell man!