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I noticed this post is missing a couple smash hits from TES lore so I’m just gonna throw em in here.

let me start by pointing out that the entire premise of TES V: Skyrim is that the player has the ability to change the fabric of reality by yelling.

the human species was liberated from elven dominion pretty much solely by one extremely angry dude who was, and I am not making this up, a gay immortal cyborg demigod from the future.

this is a dubiously canon fact but I should also include that the first empire used giant moths to build a colony on the smaller moon, and then forgot about it.

another dubiously canon fact: the cat people were created by their primary deity to be able to stack on top of each other to reach the moon. yes, literally. which also makes them, collectively, an anchor of reality.

you wanna know how fucked up elder scrolls is? i’ll tell you how fucked up elder scrolls is. heres how fucking fucked up elder scrolls is