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men will really just make you get salt for them despite the fact that they're standing right next to the cabinet with the salt in it while you're in a different room doing something. hate it when they do this

Simon

and then stomps on him!!! 

Arthur, walks in and falls face first onto the bed: Merlin made me feel things.

Morgana, too used to his bullshit: What things?

Arthur: Feelings.

Morgana: Merlin made you feel feelings?

Arthur: Yeah.

Morgana: Again?

Arthur: Yeah.

Morgana: How dare he.

Sometimes I forget that normal people don't find robots hot

I blame Wheatley and Valve