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okay, let’s try this one!! “what’s your role in a found family dynamic?” on uquiz!!
Srmthfg episode "Evil Ages"
OTHER FANS: LOOK!!! SPRX AND ANTAURI ARE COWBOYS!!
ME: sprx to our knowledge has never worn clothes before (possibly not in his life) why is his hands in his pockets? How is he even aware of them? He seems way to comfortable to be in clothes with pockets. ...And why do none of the other monkeys have clothes if sprx and Antauri do?
PDH hc that Laurance has a shitbox car that he got off of facebook marketplace and he picks Garroth up everyday for school in it, and it's got a bunch of empty beer cans from their random late night hnag outs and they leave them in the back so they don't get caught drinking when the cand appear in their trash bins at home, and other random shit that he can't be fucked cleaning up.
c: I love PDH Garrance sm, like even from just a friends standpoint they're so>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Luke came back to Brad and Chris after conducting reconnaissance on the new guy.
Chris so called it.
He was all the same age, from Massachusetts, also an underwear model like Brad and Chris, and in the middle of a shoot as a body double for Macho Man the movie. He was playing the construction worker for the stripper scenes as the actor can’t keep his weight in check. Of all things, his name was Harry.
Brad then said he thought it would be almost funny if Harry’s last name was Lucille or Spotter.
The ‘fake it until you make it' thing in America never sat right with Chris as there was always the chance that the people who said you made it were doing the same thing.
Ugh. This was not what he wanted for his post. Chris swore he had a filter for ‘hot mess.’ This… whatever it was… This was perfect. He didn’t want that.
Ok. This was getting more than annoying. Chris needed to think imperfectly.
Hmmmmm. Maybe Lindsey Lohan had an app… Chris dove in the App Store to find out.
Sure enough, she did not.
I'm sorry, but I feel like I'm the only one who thinks Sarah made it obvious that Gwyn was related to the Vanserras by making Nesta's power which is SILVER fucking FIRE answer to her crackling energy literally the first time they met, which we don't see happen to anyone else:
"The priestess drew up to her full height, which was slightly taller than average for Fae females. A crackling sort of energy buzzed around her, and Nesta’s power grumbled in answer"
Only to reveal Gwyn's grandfather was a high fae male from autumn court, and that her mother was too untamed to live in the forest house, when guess what? That's Beron's house, and him, his sons and his wife all live there and all have fire powers:
“My grandmother was a river-nymph who seduced a High Fae male from the Autumn Court"
"She could not dwell in the rivers of the Spring Court, but was too untamed to endure the confinement of the forest house of Autumn"
I mean???? How do people do not grasp on that?? She did the same thing in order to hint that Lucien was Helion's son, by making him break Hybern's magic, showing he had abilities with spells, only to reveal later on that Helion had an affair with his mother. Even if by some chance she isn't a Vanserra, nobody can blame us for believing she is.
(Let's not even talk about the fact that her mother was given away when the vanserras hate lesser fae, or the hint that she didn't have a happy death, plus Eris firstborn line)
Me: It’s 2017, no one wants to hear Gravity Falls meta
Also me: Stan never believed Gideon was an actual psychic—even though he knew supernatural things were possible, and even though everyone in Gravity Falls was against him, Stan always insisted he absolutely knew Gideon was a fraud. Why was he so certain?
Gideon always called him “Stanford.”
Anyone with real mind-reading powers would’ve known that was actually his brother’s name, and he was living under a false identity
every day i am percieved™️
cannibalism as a metaphor for love but it's with Mary and James
Revelations
I feel so slow... I am watching Sharkboy and Lavagirl and I just realized Sharkboy and Lavagirl are metaphors for Max's parents. Ooohhhh
So, I just found out that the HD in Smile HD and Cupcakes HD stands for Horror Demonized.
That explains alot.
*slaps Drayton's ass* this boy can fit so much Plasma trauma behind that smile!!!!
Healthcare professionals always say they want a detailed patient history, but when the patient gives them that history instead of another medical professional they’re like ‘hmm that’s suspicious’
Healthcare professionals always say they want a detailed patient history, but when the patient gives them that history instead of another medical professional they’re like ‘hmm that’s suspicious’
we interviewed 1000 people from the diverse sources of the model train, conlanging, and worldbuilding communities and can conclude 90% of the population are autistic