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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Diane: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Wolf: ...I did. I broke it. Diane: No. No you didn't. Piranha? Piranha: Don't look at me. Look at Tarantula. Tarantula: What?! I didn't break it. Piranha: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Tarantula: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Piranha: Suspicious. Tarantula: No, it's not! Shark: If it matters, probably not, but Snake was the last one to use it. Snake: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Shark: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Snake: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Shark! Wolf: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Diane. Diane: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Shark: Diane... Piranha's been awfully quiet. Piranha: REALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Diane, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Diane: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Diane: Diane: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.