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I never said a genuinier “what” in my entire life, this is so fuckin funny 😭😭

Are you allowed to shift to universes where monks are allowed to fuck?

I tried but I accidentally shifted to a reality in which Catholics were all allowed to have gay sex even if they were a monk or a priest. The only downside was that I was straight in this reality and heterosexuality was banned by the Pope, who was known as the Gope (gay pope) in this dimension. I came back to my current reality with a cold sweat and a fearful boner. Not trying this life hack again!