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“A HEART FOR KILLERS ❤”
Because even vicious monsters deserve love and happiness. A campaign to provide them the chance to live a fulfilling life. No more prejudices; get to know their soft side. Open up your hearts to those lovely guys!
(the used prompt was made by @lomapa-183!)
Stoners play dbd, a series of unfortunate events 
Me and my roommate are high af. Possible typos. Idk. I’ll know when I’m sober.
@randomfandomdreaming
-Claire and Chris load in and get excited to see a Carlos
- it’s a hag
- hag is baby with only yellow devour
- At one point Carlos waddled up the stairs like a child telling their mom they threw up
- hag got 2 hooks. We are very very stoned.
- weeeeeeed
-We run around like headless chickens and mess up gens. Feng gets chased. Poor Carlos do most gen.
- claire somehow loop after feng
- we escape
- I forgot which killer this happened with even though I previously wrote it
- I’m sorry Carlos and feng. I’m sorry you had to deal with that
- Chris was basically blind all match. Did not see Carlos or Fengs heads pop up from the stairs.
- Chris is bad at following directions and losses claire very easy
- Chris Is a little stupid but we love him
After 5 mins of silence roommate goes “how did we survive that?!”

The Withering Blight