The Madness - Tumblr Posts

Gonna scratch my eyeballs out

Doo dah, doo dah 🎶

Gonna post 'bout it for clout

Oh the doo dah day~🎶

wtf happened while I was gone

REMINDER that accusing someone of fakebalding on the internet is the eighth deadly sin. I am bald for real but I know if I show proof I will be torn apart by vultures of sexual depravity and bald fetishizers. Sickos!

WHAT TF HAPPENED WHILE I WAS GONE???!??!!!?!??!

Wait, you're actually joining a monastery they're actually letting you do that?

Yes. I passed the psychological evaluation. Only one of them knows of my Tumblr presence but he will not tell on me because he is "hella chill"

WHAT!!!/???!!!?!?!?!??!?1/???!?!?>?!?/????!

I know you thirsty bitches want my bald head soooooooo bad... Well no bald pics for you! Lust is the deadliest of the seven deadly sins, and will kill you faster than poison!