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look man I’m tired
so I got stuck waiting for an hour for work, and while I was just super bored the whole “Kirby vs bill cipher”
Obviously Kirby wins
look here for more I guess
credit to the original maker of the video (obviously) And afterwards I was just like…. What about other characters??
like what if Kirby fought sun wukong, I feel like that be a pretty solid fight, like it would last pretty long but I still am pretty sure Kirby would win but like at the end I feel like they’d become friends because this weird puffball is one hell of a fighter. Like the two would kinda have some sort of mutual respect and probably go have snacks together. Kinda like with how meta knight becomes buddies with Kirby.
this then lead to the Greek deities since I’ve been listening to epic the musical.
I think Zeus would go down so fast. Like a total pushover. He would go down faster than he can find a new mortal to cheat on his wife with, he talks big game but I feel like all that time being the most ‘powerful’ would get to his head, plus he’s gonna be hurling lightning which will just get consumed. Imagine trying to take out your divine wrath on this orb and it swallows it then electrocutes you. Then Hera has a new friend because finally someone who can go after Zeus when he cheats. He’s a glorified lighting cloud and Kirby has killed soooo many of those. Even a Kirby going in without a copy ability dunks on him.
congrats you got to the part about what if Kirby joins the odyssey. (I’m running on limited knowledge,tried and a dream so some mistakes inbound)
Odysseus walking while holding hands with this tiny pink creature as they go sailing and everyone looks at him like “captain wtf is that thing”
cyclops? Just give the sphere a spear, man is sooo dead. Starter boss, quick fodder
Circe would be difficult but honestly I can see Kirby getting through her and just having a snack party with the nymphs.
sirens? Well two words. Mic Kirby. Even if he goes underwater he’s totally fine. Easy mini boss.
Poseidon is a harder fight than Zeus. Mostly because most copy abilities don’t exactly work the best underwater. Once he leaves the water tho? Ooohoho dead meat.
for the same reason of water Scylla is difficult. But like she’s actually the hardest fight if only for the sheer amount of heads and her size. Let him eat the torches, he’ll be fine.
the absolute hardest part is getting Kirby away from calypso
Aphrodite can’t do a single thing other than maybe pick him up, just hold up a fruit Odysseus he’ll come running.
he will take everything from Hephaestus’ forge
perfect warrior for Athena right there, just get him some treats and he’ll do anything
hades? Probably well aware of Kirby’s work give him a head pat and requests that the souls and his dog be left alone. What’s he gonna do?? Tell the puffball that ancient eldritch horrors and deities fear that he can’t go explore??
Please read the tag of the monkey boy like the “HATSUNE MIKU???” Thank you