The Umbrella Academy Astrology - Tumblr Posts

YES THANK YOU. years of suppressed emotions that are let out in a torrent that causes an apocalypse? THAT IS A PISCES RIGHT THERE THOSE IDIOTS EITHER CRY ALL THE TIME OR SUPPRESS EVERYTHING!!! Klaus is either a sagittarius or gemini lmao he's my favourite. Have you seen Allison's hair? It is as glorious as a lion's mane and shit that's the leo-est thing ever. The gorilla one (I forgot his name) is dumb and irritating with his desire to please daddy and constant moping, with the way he spins out of control he's probably a cancer. The dead one is my favourite along he's def a scorpio. Number five, the judgy little shit who is somehow the only one doing all the work is DEFINITELY an earth sign - Virgo or Capricorn but I'm leaning towards cap.

ok but the siblings from the umbrella academy being all libras is the fakest shit ever. five is literally a capricorn and vanya is a pisces and allison is a leo and ben is a scorpio, you can't convince me otherwise