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Yennefer: Can you hold this please? Tissaia: This is your hand. Yennefer: Yeah

Yennefer: Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Tissaia: It's always you Yennefer: Oh ok Tissaia: (30 Minutes later) Yennefer: *Kicks door open* YOU WERE FLIRTING

Yennefer: Wouldn't it be funny if we had sex? Tissaia: What? Yennefer: Sorry, Sabrina took my phone.

Tissaia: Tissaia: We're talking in person

Yennefer: Do you think sex would be boring if we didn't argue before it every time? Tissaia: *Reading a book next to her* I mean, we could always argue during.

Yennefer: Why are you mad all the time? Tissaia: Spite drives me. Yennefer: Tissaia: Yennefer: Is it because you're shor - Tissaia: FuCk YoU

Tissaia: When you said you were "magic in bed" this isn't what I exp - Yennefer: *Pulls card out of the deck* Is this your card? Tissaia: *softly* Holy shit

Sabrina: *gently taps table* Yennefer: *taps back* Tissaia: What are they doing? Triss: Morse code. Sabrina: *aggressively taps table* Yennefer: *stands up, slamming hands on the table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK -

Tissaia: You're ruining my reputation Yennefer: Then get off my lap Tissaia: Tissaia: No

Tissaia: We're out of coffee Yennefer: I hid it. It's been two days since you last slept and you need some rest Tissaia: Bold of you to assume it's only been 2 days

Tissaia: Look, I know we don't always see eye to eye, but - Yennefer: Yeah that's because you're too short Tissaia: Tissaia: Listen here, you little shit

Yennefer: How ya doin' short stack? Tissaia: Tissaia: As you have continued to observe, you are taller. Since we have established this, I am now going to hit you with a chair. Because I am not the bigger person. Yennefer: Yennefer: What? Yennefer: oW

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Tissaia: (raises a brow)

Yennefer: (takes off her clothes)