Theyre Such Magnificent Idiots - Tumblr Posts

I’ve worked with owls and yeah, this is all accurate. they are beautiful and powerful and elegant and the one thing wrong with them is that evolution forgot to install any sense in their skulls. if the eyes are the windows to the soul, there is a soul inside an owl but it has no furnishings in that studio apartment of a mind. if orange house cats, in all their stupidity, are running Windows XP, these birds are running Windows 95 at best. owls are well adapted for their predatory niche, and unfortunately that adaptation process selected for feathery fools.

I love them.

I went to the local aviary today and they had some really mean things to say about owls.