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7 years ago

If vodka is water rum is vinegar, time to drink the whole bottle.


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7 years ago

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The Last Of The Loogie Googies

The Last of The Loogie Googies

Yeah guys this is based on a true story. A long time ago I visited Bronx Zoo and they had one Loogie Googie left. Can you believe that? One. And I saw it, before it said farewell to us all. It is so sad just to think about it. :( :(

But, as shown in the comic, it is true. Loogie Googies can indeed understand human speech, like parrots. So I said to the Loogie Googie, “Hey man. Don’t worry. It’s not always gonna be this way.” Then he gave me this face and he was like, “I know. Because Loogie Googies are almost extinct. I’m gonna die. Do you understand? Do you?”

At that point I cried a little tear. I couldn’t take it any longer. Do you guys know what I did next?

Yes, its true. I set the Loogie Googie free. Who knows, maybe that Loogie Googie is still roaming the world, enjoying his last days. We’ll probably never know, eh? But that’s life.


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