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I just guffawed very loudly, at work. In the library.

This is a gift.

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

NEIGHBOR. NO.

And now there is a raccoon in my house…

I choked on air.

I'm handing these out immediately, thank you.

I thought to myself, "What would be the weirdest valentines to exist?"

Richard Nixon valentines.

Hello Mr Gaiman,

Is the attention to details in season 2 of Good Omens as perfect as in season 1?

P.S: Love Good Omens

I'm afraid not.

For example, in Season 1 of Good Omens, the part of a demon named Crowley was played by actor David Tennant. Budget cuts in Season 2 mean that the part of Crowley in Season 2 will be shared between a glove puppet, a dear friend of the production manager's named, I believe, Raoul, and five trained fennec foxes wearing an overcoat.

Top photo: Five fennec foxes.

Bottom photo: David Tennant.

this thread on Brach’s turkey dinner candy corn is the funniest thing i’ve read in my life. please enjoy

😱😱😱

What to do if your book’s too big: an alignment chart

Beware of the Ides of March?

I haven't heard her yet but it's only a matter of time.

A TikTok that actually made me laugh out loud.

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