Things I Wish Were Real - Tumblr Posts

I keep coming back to this I can't stop thinking about it I want to read this book. comic. watch the movie. whatever

I stole someone’s truck and began driving everywhere to deliver my infinite supply of cargo. Every-time I made a successful delivery I earned “Pride Points” which I could spend at a store to make my life actively worse. Also, I was a goblin.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits