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adding to this, heres my list of CANONICAL memes/recurring gags that I noticed on my fifth binge of the series:
- “sHUT UP [insert male crewmember here]”
- *highly concerned, questioning tone* “Heeeeraaaa...???”
- (with an air of sarcasm) “Happy To Be Of Assistance”
- excessive use of acid. no really. like, unreasonably excessive use of acid. the Hephaestus crew uses that shit like duct tape.
- Hilbert's DIY seaweed replacements (“is... pastime!”)
- irresponsible air management. 65% of the station’s problems involve issues with the artificial atmosphere (and honestly? that’s to be expected in space)
- Specimen 34, aka the goddamn plant monster. I loved 34 immensely and I loved even more that the whole crew just fuckin rolled with it.
- the fucking Empty Man.
and now for my own headcanon additions:
- can’t find something? it was probably in BOX 953 *glare at Minkowski*
- blaming increasingly ridiculous issues on the plant monster [e.g. “the aft deck lavatory has no more toilet paper” “oh the plant monster probably stole it all”]
- something breaks? Hilbert can make a replacement out of seaweed
- *alarm sounds for any reason* “Eiffel go get your burrito from the microwave”
- referring to Hilbert exclusively as “dear Rat Boy”
- bathroom breaks are Priority One Mission Tasks
- increasingly inaccurate guesses regarding the names of the songs coming through Alien Replay Radio™️
- repeated consideration of burning the Home Alone 2 tape for warmth
- on a related note, Hera canonically has access to basically all of recorded history including films but refuses to share with the crew. Eiffel begged her for a week straight to be able to watch Star Wars and then gave up. “why do you torture us like this” “I can’t override my Bentham directory so this is how I make you suffer instead”
ok but consider
memes on the Hephaestus
-[placing object that is not coffee into coffee mug] wow i love this new coffee
- when will the mouthwash return from the war
-classical music is alien appropriation
- everyone trying to out-obscure everyone else with references to the most minor things
- (everyone assumes Doug will have the most up his sleeve)
- (surprise)
- (it’s Minkowski and her theater-loving ass)
- ‘but what does Pryce and Carter say about THIS’
- plant monster impersonations
- putting sticky notes on Hilbert’s back
- [minor inconvenience] ‘this is why we needed a cannon’
- friendship bracelets
- Hera saying ‘I’m in’ in a deadpan whenever she accesses a system
- the lego incident
Had a dream last night I was a character on some yu-gi-oh like card battling anime and the bad guy I was in a match against suddenly pulled out this glowing golden card with these weird runes on it and ALL the other characters were like “no… he can’t… the cursed cards, they are FORBIDDEN…” and the bad guy was just like “I NEVER PLAY BY THE RULES!! I CAST INFINITE GROIN ATTACK” and right then I woke up to my cat standing on my crotch
“X bodily fluid is just filtered blood!” buddy I hate to break it to you but ALL of the fluids in your body are filtered blood. Your circulatory system is how water gets around your body. It all comes out of the blood (or lymph, which is just filtered blood).
Not pictured: me, yanking the steering wheel to screech into a parking lot so I could take a pic of this while my sisters and I absolutely lost it upon seeing this truck
every rush song
geddy lee: one thousand years i’ve been roaming these halls, looking for that cruel, cruel wizard… to unslap my Balls! *plays a synth solo and a bass solo at the same time*
i think of this image at least once a month its so funny how this is just what its actually like
Someone with a Midwestern accent calling National write a novel month "nannerwrammer"
IT'S BACK ON MY DASH OH MY GOD
soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes
crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten
visual shitposting
This is what it’s like living in Michigan
"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level
(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull