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insane man mario puzo sitting down at his desk: ok so the favorite son is sonny because he’s the most eager to get into the family business BUT he sucks at it SO the real favorite son is michael because he actually has what it takes BUT he joined the u.s. army and became a normie in direct defiance of his father’s wishes SO he’s actually the LEAST favorite son right now EXCEPT fredo is generally pretty incompetent so HE’S probably the least favorite son by default BUT it’s clear vito has a soft spot for him so probably the least favorite son is ACTUALLY sonny because he keeps making rash decisions and embarrassing vito in meetings BUT tom isn’t even technically vito’s son at all? like vito just refuses to adopt him? and he’s not even sicilian? so i guess HE’S the least favorite son. except actually he’s both the REAL favorite son AND the most qualified to succeed vito. but he can’t so his favorite son status doesn’t matter! anyway, sonny dicked cockily down the sta