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You guys don’t understand how hilarious Mr Bonzos inclusion in the series is to me.
Last year I bought the Mr Blobby hit vinyl at a charity shop for a laugh. The lyrics are the most insane, borderline facist sounding rally cry you’l find.
Incidentally that same charity shop shut down a month later.
Several months later I had some friends come over to my house, for a laugh I gave a manic Shakespearian performance of the vinyls lyrics; they found it hysterical.
Jump forwards a few extra months, one of those friends bestowed upon me a authentic 90’s Mr Blobby Badge; I Love It.
This month I knocked up a Jonathan Sims cosplay, with the gimmick that each badge on my bag strap would represent each of The Fears.
I didn’t have a badge that fit the Slaughter motif; so next best thing I had to represent such carnage was of course, Mr Blobby.
And now here we are a week later from my cosplays debut at a local comic con and we are graced by the Magnus-verse demonic take on Mr Blobby through Bonzo.
Well, even more demonic… this feels like the universes pay off to a very elaborate joke
i’m going to stay up thinking about how yuma is almost definitely still a teenager, and makoto is the same age as him technically, and he became ceo of what is basically apple or amazon or whatever, three years before the story starts.
which means the former ceo saw this fucking, idk, thirteen year old, four foot eleven toddler, wearing a halloween mask, and went yeah he can take my job. ok.
i’m obsessed.


Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen
being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent