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i drew this post by u/erisedstraehruoy on reddit :)
my ko-fi // will be opening my commissions soon so please stay tuned :)
More art for the Vaderkin Creative Exchange 2024!
From @sinvulkt ‘s prompt “Vader being kidnapped by someone, not happy at all and loudly complaining”
This was pretty fun, i wonder what kind of hijinks these four can get into on Sakaar >:)
Bonus:
Wonder how disappointed Rex would be to hear that the 501st is now called “Vader’s Fist”
my buddy tellis showed me a link to every single voice clip in sonic 06.
i did the natural thing and made a song entirely out of silver’s numerous “hint” lines.
you can thank me later.
WHEEZES EVEN MORE
[Sam, Dean and Cas are staying in some house temporarily while on a hunt]
Cas: There's a female woman at the door
Dean: (at Sam) Wh- why is he saying that? (Turns to Cas) Why are you saying that?
Cas looks at Dean blankly and motions to the door.
Sam looks at his watch as the doorbell rings.
Sam: Ooooh wait, that's probably for me.
Dean: (confusion)
Sam opens the door and accepts a package from a mail woman.
Dean and Cas look at each other
Dean: Wait... When we get deliveries, you're... You're thinking it's called the MALE-MAN!?
Dean doubles over, laughing
Dean: AND SINCE IT WAS A LADY YOU ASSUMED IT WOULD BE A FEMALE WOMAN!?
Castiel looks extremely confused
Cas: that's what you said the other day, though, I know I heard you right? Male man???
Sam: (sets down with his package, pointing at it and smiling) Mail, m a i l.
Dean is positively howling in the background.
RISK IT ALL (M)
Pairing: Jungkook x Female Reader x Yoongi
Synopsis: Jeon Jungkook, this season’s rookie, dares to make a bet with you, the girlfriend of NASCAR’s top racer - Min Yoongi. If he wins you have to spend the night with him instead of your boyfriend, and if he loses…well let’s just say that losing is not on Jungkook’s agenda.
AU: Nascar / Race car drivers
Genre: Smut, Humor, Action, Angst (if you squint)
Word Count: 8.2k
Rating: Mature / 18+
Warnings: car wrecks & accidents (a given), swearing, cheating (kind of?), explicit & unprotected & rough sex (protect ur coochies babes), double teaming, creampies, oral (female-receiving), alcohol.
Other: Thanks for reading! This is part 1 of my Trouble on the Track series. Check out the series masterlist HERE to see the upcoming parts! Also I would like to shout out this wonderful soul for beta reading this for me very last minute (and I mean very, like as in just finishing up minutes ago) so I would be able to post tonight! @nottodayjjk Eva you are a literal lifesaver! Thank you so much!!!
Disclaimer: for legal reasons, I do not claim to know every rule or strategy of NASCAR or it’s teams. I am in no way affiliated with NASCAR or any of the brands/companies listed in my writing (I only used real names to add to the experience of reading this fanfic). This is a work of fiction (pls do not come after me lmao).
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»whiplash | 01
↳ fake dating au | college au
⇢ pairing: chanyeol | reader
⇢ genre: soft angst + fluff + sexual themes
⇢ word count: 8.059
⇢ description: as an aspiring big-shot photographer in a slump, you’re looking for something that inspires you and unfortunately — or maybe not — it comes in the form of a guy named Chanyeol.
part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5
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I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional
Lucifer: *enters the hotel*
Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈
An animation my sis and I made for fun
Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.
Bruce gets invited to read mean tweets on Jimmy Kimmel’s show and half of the tweets are from his kids.
I think I found another one of my favourite fantasy fics
— INTO THE WOODS, 1: THE GROVE (m.)
— notes; i hate that i have to say this, but STOP REPOSTING AND/OR RE-IMAGINING THIS AU AS YOUR OWN. THAT IS STILL PLAGIARISM.
pairing; jungkook/reader genre; goblin au, smut, e2l rating; explicit words; 6,790
— synopsis; getting hurt and stumbling upon a goblin in the forest leaves you completely at his mercy, though you aren’t sure if that’s necessarily a bad thing.
contents; goblin!jungkook, e2l themes, cheating implication, rough sex, unprotected sex (stay safe!), clothed sex, creampie, marking, possessiveness, oral (f and m receiving), dirty talk, multiple orgasms.
— chapters; the grove (01) | the thicket (02) | the nest (03)
“This is just great,” you muttered to yourself, shivering slightly from the chill in the air as you stomped through the grass. The forestry around you was so thick it was damn near impossible to even begin to think of a way out. Not to mention that the sun was setting and you’d already been walking around aimlessly for hours.
You were usually fine with the forest, never venturing in too far for fear of the beasts it held within, hidden away from your human eyes. Your village spoke of them in harsh whispers, your schools educating the young about the goblins, beware the goblins lest they steal you away.
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