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I'M GONNA CRY THIS IS SO GOOD??
I'M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS-
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doodled @thescribblings' Future Leo <3
tickets are always sold out on his concerts😕
me: spends four days furnishing a home
my sims: “what an average house 🫤”
so happy with how this turned out. mint is not the most versatile color, but i tried to sprinkle it around the house as best as i could 😭. now i’m sad it’s still winter in my nsb save because this house looks so good in summer
The moment baby trout leaps from the water to catch flies buzzing overhead, 2008 - by Kim Taylor, Canadian
WEDNESDAY WILL RETURN FOR SEASON 2
LISTEN do not judge me for this poorly writting ronald mcdonald x yakko crackfic. scroll away. it will be for the best. youve been warned
yakko was a simple boy.
he went to school and was admired by everyone. teachers, students, janitors, and everyone alike— they adored him. for he was perfect. anything anyone could wish for— black, beautiful hair, glimmering eyes, a huge chest, and the top of his class. what could anyone possibly want more?
Sigh.. He wished a simple boy was all he was.
Yakko was anything but simple. He was misunderstood. he wasn’t like other girls. or boys.
Sure, everyone wanted to make out with him, everyone wanted to be him, everyone wanted to be WITH him. Sure, everyone wanted to smash him. nothing more, nothing less. But he could care less. No one was willing to understand him on a spiritual level. He yearned for something. a yearning inside his sweet, misunderstood, chest. he wanted something more than just a one night stand.
and that’s when he realized, he had an obsession.
“OMGGG!!! Girl!!!!!! what are you looking at!!!!! didn’t you hear about the new guy?!?!” said his best friend, mario.
“Pfft!” yakko farted, “i bet he looks like a clown….. hes gonna be like any other guy!”
mario was his bestest friend. ever since kindergarten when yakko became an orphan and homeless, mario had been his best friend. but the problem was, mario was like all the other girls. all he cared about was the “boys!!! boys!!!”
“Ugh… u are so bitchy…. wait! that’s him!”
and that’s when yakko felt drool down his chin and pretty dress. There he was.
Ronald. Ronald Mcdonald. the love of his life.
red curly hair, black leather jacket, messy eyeliner, and red, button nose. his headphones were in and his bangs on his eyes. mysterious, handsome boy, yakko didn’t know what to do with himself. so he did the unexpected. he walked right in the middle of the hall, everyone shook, stopped. almost a ring like circle formed in the middle, ronald mcdonald and yakko in the middle.
“Ugh….. what the hell?” ronald mcdonald squinted and brought his bangs out of his hair. “what are you doing? nerd?”
“What did you just say???” Everyone knew that Yakko was anything but a nerd.
Ronald mcdonald clicked his feet together and licked his lips. “listen… you gotta get of my way… loser”
tears welled up in his eyes. this couldn’t be happening. he anime ran away, crying and embarrased, he climbed into his shithole of a cardboard box home next to the mcdonald’s.
wait. he realized. ronald mcdonald. mcdonald’s. ronald. mcdonald’s. mcdonalds. ronald.
THIS WAS HIS HOME!!!!!!! he couldn’t help but giggle…. sure, he just got embarrassed in front of the school— but he doees have a degrading kink…. so obviously. a crush on ronald mcdonald’s was developed. not so much a crush— but an obsession. obsession that would lead to his death.
“your such a smitten kitten yakko!!!” mario giggled and kicked his feet…
“where the hell did you come from ugly bitch???”
“oh you know…. anyway! i have the perfect plan for you!” mario was def really weird. Oh well. “1, Go to mcdonald’s. 2, order an oreo and sausage shake. 3, the staff will think your a horrendous hell spawn sent down from the depths of the sun and send the manager… aka- your future husband and the father of your 5 children- ronald mcdonald’s!!!! 4, ronald will wonder… how did you guess his favorite order… and then you will make out in the sausage room..”
and yes, as stupid as it sounded, it worked. step by step, yakko wondered if he deserved such a friend like mario.
there he found himself, in the sausage room.
“you know… i’ve liked you for years now” ronald said, as he gasped for a breath after that forbidden kiss that lasted 3 minutes.
“oinka! oinka!… but we’ve only known each other for 3 hours and 20 minutes…..” his blue orbs jingld and mingled with ronald mcdonald’s grey like eye balls.
“you think you’ve known me for 3 hours and 20 minutes…. but i’m actually the one who saved you from the fire 10 years ago in north carolina.”
My gosh. Yakko felt his face flush red. he finally. met the love of his life. He knew, no matter what it takes, he will find that person that saved his life.
“waaauahahahahahahah….” he sobbed happily and threw up.
there he was. The romeo to his juliet. the kai to his jay. the blake lively to his ryan reynolds. the barbie to his ken. the achilles to his patroclus. the alpha to his omega. the jesse to his walt. so perfect and magical. he was definitely a smitten kitten.
they continued to make out for 7 hours and had 2 children in the kitchen.
“and that’s how i met your mother…..”
Mario cried and stabbed ronald in the eye.
“and that’s how your mother died.”
The end thank you thank you
Dreamy
Style by Uzoma Nduka
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A few days ago I woke up bleary eyed, sat down at my computer, and spat this out.
Mostly just a bit of goofy sketching but here's magical boy (magical man?) submas
I'm not gonna flesh this out a whole bunch since there's not much I can really do with it, but some rough notes:
Both of them have two soul stones, one in the hat and one in the staff. In their base uniform, the staff's stone is on the back of their gloves, separating when activated
They're only able to activate their abilities when they're with each other. Though they can both separately fight and return to normal, they need each other to begin the reaction and use their powers. Should one of them go missing, the other will not be able to use their abilities
The stone can be removed from the staff, returning to the hand if it is. The purpose of doing this is to replace it with a pokeball, allowing the staff to channel the pokemon's moves along with its standard attacks (electricity for Emmet, fire for Ingo)
Ingo and Emmet can trade (or steal) clothes mid transformation, switching pieces or entire uniforms. Emmet will typically borrow Ingo's darker gloves and boots if he expects to get particularly violent in battle, while Ingo usually takes Emmet's white accessories since he finds them more classy than his full black uniform
They are able to float in their magical forms, mostly using the levitation to run loops around their opponents and pressure them from all sides
The only opponent is literally Team Plasma, this power is reserved solely for beating grunts, sages, or Ghetsis should they ever cross paths (technically the code is to defend the world from evil but for any other issue they'll either settle it normally or with pokemon battling)
This was mostly for shits and giggles but I hope you enjoy 👍