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Gojo Satoru is a menace. 

You love your husband, really you do, but you have never met anyone more unwilling to do chores than him. 

The only way you can convince him is if you use his one (known) weakness against him. 

“I folded a shirt!” Gojo exclaims proudly, setting it on top of the pile. “That’s worth two kisses.” 

You roll your eyes as he puckers his lips for you in anticipation. You throw a pair of his boxers at his head, and he peeks from one eye to glare at you. 

“You promised me kisses in exchange for helping you to fold the laundry,” he pouts, “even though I’m exhausted from work, and my muscles are aching, and I think my back is-” 

You slam your lips against his, effectively shutting him up as he groans appreciatively, hands roaming until they rest on the small of your back, pulling you closer. He grins into the kiss and you can’t help but smile back. 

“This isn’t fair Satoru.” you pout against his lips. “I’m tired from work too but you’re making me help with your chores.”

“It’s not my fault you can’t resist my charms.” he replies, trying (and failing) to send a flirty wink your way.

You respond by throwing another article of clothing at him. He looks comical with a pair of bright pink thongs on top of his head. 

He plucks them off, staring at the underwear in confusion before he smirks suggestively at you. 

“You tryna tell me something?” he asks, waving them in front of you. 

You snatch it off of him, unimpressed. 

“If you don’t hurry up and finish this, you won’t be getting any more kisses, nevermind anything tonight.” you threaten, giving him a pointed look.

He pretends to zip his mouth shut, and throws away the key, grabbing another shirt to start folding. You guys manage to finish the pile of laundry in comfortable silence without another hitch. 

He really is a menace you think — but watching him hum happily as he stands next to you, you wouldn’t have it any other way.