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genders are not “pink barbie doll” or “gigantic blue tractor” they are “does this make me look like a bitch” and “does this smell like sweat”

and thus, ladies and gentlemen, i am genderfluid

Y-you have four of them ?? Where the fuck is my last one the ??

i wonder how i've been surviving on four braincells

I'm pretty sure the sound my neck did just now when it cracked could have been the same if it broke instead