This Is Too Much Lol - Tumblr Posts

I am extending my Simblr services to not only include my Patreon and art commission services, but also PR-quality apology letters for disgraced Simblrs. The base cost is £10 per standard apology post, or a patch-repaired set of Peacemaker-ic windows using the confusing maths formula shit.

Additional costs will be applied for narratives such as “I was in a dark place” or “I didn’t feel comfortable stopping my friends from doing the thing, so I helped instead.”

For an extra £5 per message, custom created ‘simblr’ accounts will leave supportive messages on your apology post.

Payments can be made to The Bank of Cabbagepatch.