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The troll has recited, to my face, entirely deadpan (well. His normal mischievous face, which is his version of deadpan), the entirety of Man Door Hand Hook Car Door, followed by an incredibly precise and detailed description of the Loss webcomic. Which did not exist on the holonet at the time. “Groundcar” was a word found on maybe two planets *ever* during his lifetime

"He would not fucking say that" does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone

Now. "He would not fucking say that seriously" does apply here