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Haha thanks for the tag!
transformers prime: we have to stay in disguise in any populated area and make sure any human who discovers us is placed under complete and total supervision and protection
transformers animated:










the poor ghost agent that had to read this entire interaction
we dont know anything about Benoit Blanc's husband except that hes called Philip but i want him to be a retired jewel thief who Benoit met during a case after he was hired to locate some stolen diamonds and Philip was posing as a gardener and Benoit kept asking him increasingly complicated questions about gardening so Philip thought he was onto him but really Benoit just thought he was hot and asked Philip out but the entire time Philip was like this is some kind of gambit so kept getting weirder and weirder until Benoit was like what is up with you so Philip confessed the whole thing and Benoit was like oh shit. but the guy he robbed was a total asshole so Benoit was like whatever it's fine so they started dating and the diamonds ended up paying for their apartment
IM LOSING MY MIND!!! Years ago I did a one shot with friends where I played a kobold based on a leopard gecko named Meeko. I even made old art of her. They were a path of the dragon monk but their kobold trait was basically begging so fervently for their life that enemies were caught off guard.
But what I said was, “I open my little muppet mouth and begging comes out.”
And my friend @take2headnorth. Never forgot.
Today I got sent this:

SHE MADE IT A SHIRT!!!!
I fucking died laughing when I saw it and every time I look at it I lose it all over again. Her little stupid face is so cute and perfect and everyone should see it.