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“please! spare a crumb of coochie!!”

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Chase, waking Omi up in the middle of the night: Hey, little one- Stop screaming, it's just me- Have you given anymore thought to joining the Heylin side?

speak ur truth

Ich wenn ich J*n J*sef Li*fers in der Münsteraner Innenstadt erblicke

Bill and ted at the

bill and ted are at the‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎! wow, it sure is quite peaceful in the ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‎!

MC: Are you always a smart-ass?

Sebastian: No. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Babies

I don't really like to imagine icewings with fluff, but I think it would be funny if little icewings were super cute and fluffy in the first months of their lives, while skywings....are not so cute.

inspired by this

miryem arriving in the staryk kingdom and irina arriving in koron, both without any other options: hm. i think i will cause problems on purpose

wanda, minding her own damn business, also with no other options: please god can’t i have one normal day

Anti: When Dark cracks his neck it’s “sexy” and “seductive”

Anti: But when i do it it’s “disgusting” and i need too “clean that blood up”