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Batman: No metas in Gotham.

Ladybug: No Leaguers in My city.

Season 4 Ep1 Truth villain: Ladybug! Tell me your biggest secret!!!!

Hawkmoth: Yessssss tell me who u are

Ladybug: I'm Adopted!!! And my dad is secretly batman but he doesn't know that I know !!! and i kinda hate him for not helping with this bullshit so he can go fuck off !!!!1!!!!

Marinette internally: *-uckfuckfuckfuc-*

Truth:....what?

Hawkmoth: what.

The justice League: What!

Bruce Wayne- watching the fights' newscasters Livestream with the batfam *-WHATHEFUCK.*

Damian: *already has a knife* he is NOT happy.

Give me fic recs. Or write it urself idc. I NEED this scenario like- yesterday! And I can't write it because I'm to focused on writing dp x DC Braindead.

I want a fic where no one know who ladybug is and no one knows who batman is(except Marinette and her fucking photographic/phonetic memory) but now do to Naja shamac live reporting EVERYONE knows who ladybug's dad is.

And also maybe ladybug x red Robin let the geniuses love each other plz.

( Damiette is a bit overrated. It's just: wow I'm a teenage hero, I like animals. Wow I'm also a teenage hero who has magic animals. That is their whole dynamic. And honestly I think tim has more things in common with Marinette to bond over with.)

the "get out of my room DAD!!1!!!" au that we all need