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If there's an asoiaf afterlife, I can imagine poor Ned looking down and being so shocked to see Alysanne hatch dragons and his son being crowned the King 😭😭😭 (or even Robert, he would be livid to see the 'dragonspawn' fly on real dragons)

Poor Ned can't find a moment of peace even in death. His eldest son is given a crown and forced to fight a war which may bring their doom, his foster daughter accidentally performs ancient blood magic by walking into the burning funeral pyre of her sworn sword/pseudo father in a maybe-suicide attempt (jury is still out up where Ned is) and wakes THREE dragons from stone, his eldest daughter is rescued from King's Landing by his hostage who she now insists on marrying, and his youngest daughter is married to the returned from the dead Aegon Targaryen, who up until now Ned thought had been murdered. His other son is gay and in love with the bastard of Cersei and Jaime and his 10 year old son is acting Lord of Winterfell. Oh also his nephew-son is married to the Princess of Dorne and rides a dragon and will return to live out his days in the same land Ned carried him and his mother's bones from. All very normal.

Robert can't decide if he's more angry at the return of Targaryens or that he was cucked and has no legitimate children of his own. One brother died at the hand of the other, who is now missing after a humiliating defeat. Common Baratheon W. Also he has no wine in the afterlife.