Thoughts While Trying To Sleep - Tumblr Posts

there are four kinds of drivers in this world

1. the regular shmegular driver. cautious and generally kind

2. the kind that drive like they’ve lost half their brain and don’t even notice

3. the kind that drive like they’ve lost half their brain and are convinced YOU stole it

4. the kind that drive like they’ve lost half their brain. a long time ago, actually. and at this point, they can’t be arsed to care