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when will I have enough identity to protect my internality? when do I stop being so easily subsumed?
im not even a full grown goblin…. im just a little …gobling…. trying to eat some garliced bread…..
Literally wish I could decide to not have a body anymore because I never want anyone to look at me again
in 2017 my brother got a straw hat and was like “im being farmer john for halloween” and when i asked who that was he said “just the concept of farming”
i wanna be a cool unshakable asshole but instead i do one nice thing for an old lady and have to struggle not to cry when she thanks me.
just saw someone use the phrase “and then the kinkshaming started rolling in” which makes me think of a humble kink farmer, chewing on a piece of hay, cupping a hand over his eyes to see a storm of angry kinkshamers brewing on the horizon and saying “better hide the fursuits, boys, it’s gonna be a big one”
oh, to b a harvest mouse living in a european meadow.. munch on a lil flower for breakfast… climb up a blade of grass n swing on a tranquil breeze enjoying the sunlight .. Unreal
unbuttoning anything for someone is… incredibly intimate and cinematographical, oscar worthy to say the least
[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….
tired of not being in my tiny farmhouse watching my goats play in the backyard ! really sick of being goatless
me roleplaying as tectonic plate
*drifts slowly over millions of years unaware of even myself* *subducts*
sir, that’s my emotional support John Mulaney stand up special
“can i see you again” is such a sweet thing to say
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
u ever wish u could be a medieval monk and just illuminate a manuscript….like i feel like all of my worldly troubles would be solved if i could copy the aeneid by hand and then draw a knight fighting a snail in the margins