Tlos Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Conner: Well, well, well. If it isn’t the problems I tried to escape by taking a nap.

Red: Well, well well. If it isn’t the consequences to my actions.

Conner: Dammit I’m so funny on a daily basis and the world just misses my genius banter

Mrs. Peters: This kind of idiocy will absolutely not be tolerated!

Conner: I’m sorry, is there another kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

Bree: How can all three of us not remember anything?

Conner: Maybe we have insomnia.

Alex: I think you mean ‘amnesia’

Conner: Um, no, I slept really well, so I definitely don’t have amnesia.

Conner: SOMEBODY needs to buy a ‘theesorius’

Alex: Thesaurus!

Conner: Bless you :)

Bree: Was he serious or was that a dad joke?

Alex: It’s a major concern either way.

Conner: I’m quick at math.

Alex: Okay, what’s 38 x 76?

Conner: 24.

Alex: That’s not even close

Conner: Yeah but it was quick

Alex, looking at Bree: Wow, she’s so pretty...

Conner: Don’t feel like that, you’re pretty too.

Alex: I’m not jealous, Conner. I’m gay.

Alex: I relate to Belle because I love books and like people for who they are!

Conner: I relate to Tinkerbell because I need attention or I die.

Conner: We’re going to die!

Alex: Think positively

Conner: We’re going to die quickly!

Conner: This coffee I bought is so good I’m so fucking alert I could probably do a math problem

Alex: Correctly?

Conner: I don’t know