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TMA SEASON 5 SPOILERA
should i be concerned that Martin’s domain in the apocalypse sounds… so nice? it’s so peaceful and gentle and obviously it’s scary but in a very… soft?? way??
it’s hard to describe, i just know if nap so hard there.
(i probably should be concerned but that’s for my new therapist to deconstruct, not me.)
MAG 197 SPOILERS
“Free will, she says. As we stand in the middle of her fucking web.” - Jon
once again, the sheer amount of SASS from him and Martin this season is unparalleled.
MAG 197 SPOILERS
Jon: I fucking hate The Web.
The Web: We’ve been manipulating you since you were 8 and quite literally planned this all out.
Jon: Well, shit.
im on the last three episodes of TMA…
i. am. terrified.
i already have a vague idea of the general concept of the ending but like… i refuse. just no. i humbly reject it. your honor, i object. that’s it. just no.
MAG 198 SPOILERS
the fact that Basira and Martin would much rather jump off a literal cliff than listen to Jon give a statement 😭😭
and Martin didn’t even WAIT for Basira to finish the countdown 💀
they have no right being this funny in the last. three. episodes.
Jon - 0
a literal cliff - 1
starting MAG 199…
my heart is legitimately racing.
Jon needs a damn drink and SO DO I.
MAG 199 SPOILERS
“So we’re seriously holding up “let Jon become god” as a legitimate option???”
YES. THAT SOUNDS MUCH BETTER.
Annabelle Cane in MAG 198 - “and you’ll survive.”
BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. ain’t NO WAY that Jonny and Alexander will let us be THAT happy.
MAG 199 SPOILERS
“You don’t have a responsibility to sacrifice yourself just to make everyone else’s lives a little bit easier!!” - Martin
Pot, meet Kettle.
that’s what the K stands for Martin “Kettle” Blackwood.
MAG 199 SPOILERS
Martin: we can save our world and doom thousands of others.
Georgie: or we can save thousands of others and contain the fears here, dooming ourselves.
Jon: or i can just kill everyone here faster and boom, no more impossible choice.
i cannot with this man.
MAG 199 SPOILERS
“Im going for a cigarette.”
Jon, sweetie, did you forget??
Smoking kills.
*queue Jonah Magnus with a metal pipe*
MAG 199 SPOILERS
GEORGIE TAKING THE LIGHTER. GEORGIE TAKING THE FUCKING LIGHTER.
i cannot handle this. this podcast is going to ruin me.
MAG 199 SPOILERS
“If we had just met, and been together. Without all of this.”
“But we wouldn’t have, would we?”
Martin coming in with the x10 emotional damage.
well, there goes my heart. i mean, he’s RIGHT, don’t get me wrong. but like OW?!
MAG 199 SPOILERS
*about killing Jonah*
“Make sure it hurts.” - Melanie
“Ooh, I will.” - Martin
i fully support murderous, angry Martin. let my boy rage, JUST ONCE PLEASE.
VAGUE MAG SEASON 5 SPOILERS
Jon in the tunnels works like he’s operating on some old ass Windows software.
sorry, Archivist, i don’t make the rules. i just tell it as i see it.
MAG 200 SPOILERS
(im so scared rn yall.)
The fact that Jon just tells the Ceaseless Watcher to release Jonah Magnus so his bf can beat his ass and the Eye just… does.
fully knowing it’s so they can banish it and the other fears to other realities.
0 qualms, 0 hesitations.
just lets go and grabs a bucket of popcorn.
MAG 200 SPOILERS
JONATHAN FUCKING SIMS. YOU APOLOGIZE TO MARTIN RIGHT THIS INSTANT. HOW DARE YOU.
the betrayal.
MAG 200 SPOILERS
Martin sent them out early. I-
his anger, the betrayal. OW. OW.
THE LIGHTER. THE GODDAMN LIGHTER.
SEDATE ME.
im shaking as i type this.
MAG 200 SPOILERS.
“If you stay, you’ll die!”
“Then. I’ll. Die.”
MY HEART I CANNOT DO THIS FUCKING HELL WHY JONNY
MAG 200 SPOILERS
“Where you go, I go.”
“That’s the deal.”
and that’s me in the corner. that’s me in the spotlight. LOSING MY RELIGION.
MAG 200 SPOILERS
“Together?”
“One way or another. Together.”
they’ll be fine. they’ll be fine. they’ll be fine. they’llbefinethey’llbefinethey’llbefine-