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THAT IS LITERALLY THEIR DYNAMICS!
*Everyone awkwardly standing around the broken coffee maker. RIP 1950s coffee maker, you will be missed*
Steven: "So...Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know."
Nacha: "I did, I broke it..."
Steven: "No, you didn't. Izaack?"
Izaack: "Don't look at me! Look at Francis!"
Francis: "What?! I didn't break it!"
Izaack: "Huh? That's weird, How'd you know it was broken?"
Francis: *Faceplams* "Izaack, Because it's sitting in front of us and it's broken..."
Izaack: "Suspicious..."
Francis: "No it's not!"
Angus: "If it matters, probably not but Selenne was the last one to use it."
Selenne: *dramatic gasp* "LIAR! I don't even drink that muck!"
Angus: "Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?"
Selenne: "I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!"
Nacha: "Okay, Let's not fight! I broke it! let me pay for it, Steven."
Steven: "No! Who broke it?!"
Everyone: "...."
Angus: "Steven, Dr. Afton's been awfully quiet."
Dr. W. Afton: "REALLY?!"
*Everyone starts arguing*
D.D.D employee: "Who actually broke it?"
Steven: "I broke it, I burnt my hand so I punched it."
*Steven looks at the chaos*
Steven: "I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig plush on a stick."
Steven and D.D.D employee: "...."
Steven: "Good. It was getting a little chummy around here."
my doodles
teamwork.
Robertsky:
"Huh...It sure is getting warm in here"
Story mode hasn't come out yet and I was extremely hesitant to post this because I really don't like to speculate based on THIN AIR.
Anyways, I had this headcanon that Basically Robertsky's physique paved this whole path for him to become a shoemaker.
You see, Robertsky is HUGE (6'7/200cm maybe more), and he's even bigger than his own parents or older brother (Albertsky is more of average height). Finding clothes was a hassle already, you can only imagine how it was to get shoes...
Most of his shoes were handmade and he treasured the few he could actually buy, he wore his shoes until they were damaged beyond repair since buying shoes was an expensive affair.
Tired of this whole thing, he decided to take his free time and go to his local shoemaker, ask the guy to teach him and train him (eventually dragging Albertsky along) into making shoes so he can make them himself. And the rest is history...
TL;DR: Robertsky is so fucking big he had to learn how to make his own shoes.
I don't know man, Alf to me is just so Mr. Magoo coded...
He has that massive monocle to compensate (seriously, that thing is nearly bulletproof glass thick), but he still can't see too well.
I imagine Alf having a conversation and his wife is trying to tell him something, but ignores her, until he finishes the conversation and asks her was she was gonna say. Rafttellyn just sighs and says "Alf, honey, that is not a person that is a lampost :/"
And then proceeds to put those cookies in a coffee container labeled "sugar". She also puts her sewing supplies in the middle of the table for any unexpecting guest that might open it.
I feel like Margarette would have some serious gremlin energy at the ripe age of mid/late 40s. She is a good person and all of that, she's just very unpredictable.
Girlie is so Bugs Bunny coded
I feel like Margarette would have some serious gremlin energy at the ripe age of mid/late 40s. She is a good person and all of that, she's just very unpredictable.
I think it's funny you play as a human in Nightmare mode, and one of the residents you check in hunts humans for a living.
I think we need more content with these two.
Arnold is having "Inspiration comes to you at 3 a.m" experience
ok but listen...
This idea is not serious nor I follow it, but what if... Robertsky didn't like peaches and there exists a whole gag surrounding the IRONY about it... Like, what if PEACHES existence is a direct mockery result of this whole thing?
Rafttellynn 'bout to go through her "Pepe Silvia" arc
Friends are gossiping
Canon. I imagine Anastacha being like:
"Don't worry, Mr. Mosses, I'll bet for you to win the boxing match with Robertsky"
*Ana turns around*
*Handing the money to Albertsky* I'LL BET ALL MY MONEY ON ROBERTSKY!
Robertsky and Francis’s dynamic either ranges from best friends to mortal enemies. there’s no in-between
Imagine these losers having a conversation
Wait because I actually made a meme explaining my point:
Imagine these losers having a conversation
the legion of dweebs
Teutates: *proceeds to scream sr. pelo style*
Teutates is so cute and funny in your style. Can we have some more content with him?
Sure! Another annihilation time, but...
This time Ah Puch had enough with him. Cause nobody has the right to touch HIS bunny slippers!!!
Bonus:
Don't worry. Teutates is just "a bit" picky about compliments...
Idea:
Xezbet meets Roman and tries to suck his soul only to find out there's NOTHING in there.
What's wrong with that bonesetter?
" oh em gee Ah Puch is so scary " he looks like he's trying to get ready to present Infront of the class I love him
I'm just gonna grab him