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Tokyo revengers groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mommy issues, mentions of deceased mothers, brother issues (akashi's), mentions of physical abuse, mentions of suicide, depending on what kind of person you are, this might be kinda dark

Side note: i think i may be projecting too many of my headcanons on these people so i apologize for mischaracterizations😔🙏

Desc: it's Shinichiro's birthday!! (sneaking in the fact that it's also mine and i'm 19 today😋)

Izana: happy birthday Shinichiro

Izana: everyone's gonna say the same thing so i don't think there's a need for an influx of happy birthday messages

Izana: just dm, to prevent a pointless conversation

Shinichiro: aw thanks Izana😁❤

Mikey: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Mikey: ANOTHER YEAR OF BEING A VIRGIN🙏🔥

Baji: you're such a loser man

Baji: with all due respect and no offense of course

Baji: happy birthday tho

Mitsuya: aren't you a virgin, Mikey?

Mistuya: a bit hypocritical

Mitsuya: happy birthday Shinichiro-san

Mikey: i had sex once, and meh

Mikey: 5/10

Mikey: being confronted with someone's dick and balls was crazy

Mikey: and i have mommy issues so i don't think it's a good idea for me to sleep with a woman

Mikey: but i would like to lay on one's chest as they sing me to sleep

Baji: what does that have to do with anything

Draken: no one asked you for any of that information, just so you know

Mikey: your mom asked me

Mikey: oh, sorry😔

Mikey: they wasn't even part of the joke. i'm genuinely apologizing😔

Emma: Mikey!

Emma: you know that's a sensitive subject 😠

Draken: not really, to be honest

Senju: why's it a sensitive subject

Emma: his mother left him

Senju: ...

Senju: Emma why would you tell me that

Mitsuya: i think we should word this differently or not talk about it, maybe

Mikey: Mitsuya's right, as always (boring 🙄)

Mikey: but Emma☠️?

Senju: yours left too girl

Emma: well i know that, so i'd be sad if someone made a joke about it

Emma: and so did yours🤨?

Senju: death is different. your mom CHOSE to leave you

Senju: skill issue

Senju: was that too far? maybe

Draken: guys

Chifuyu: ok guys let's calm down

Emma: of course a person with a mother would say that 🙄

Chifuyu: ...sorry

Emma: just jokes Fuyu😚

Baji: don't apologize Chifuyu, not our fault we have mom's

Baji: suck it, losers

Mikey: i really didn't mean to start all this, my bad

Draken: it's not a big deal😐

Draken: and Shinichiro-san, happy birthday, but you're still a virgin?

Draken: i'm not judging or anything. i just find it impressive

Draken: all the other stuff is overrated

Emma: 🤨

Emma: we'll talk about that later

Emma: are you actively practising abstinence?

Emma: i couldn't

Emma: not with Ken-chan around, at least😋

Draken: dude

Draken: your entire family is here

Emma: don't call me dude☹️

Draken: okay

Draken: babe

Draken: your entire family is here

Emma: so?? they know we have sex

Emma: how else would we try to have a kid?

Draken: bro...

Mikey: KEN-CHIN KILL YOURSELF☹️👎

Izana: Emma was underage when you got together

Izana: something to think about, Draken

Draken: i was too???

Takeomi: who the hell are you

Draken: me?

Takeomi: obviously not you

Takeomi: "Izana"

Takeomi: who is that

Shinichiro: this is Izana, Omi

Takeomi: i fucking know that Shinichiro

Takeomi: why are you all so stupid

Baji: why are you brining your sour mood here

Baji: go die

Baji: no offense

Mitsuya: you can't keep saying bad things then saying no offense

Mitsuya: it literally doesn't mean anything

Shinichiro: i said i had another little brother remember?

Shinichiro: before Emma was a Sano, she was a Kurokawa. this is Izana Kurokawa

Takeomi: your dad was a man whore. respect

Shinichiro: dude, ew?

Izana: technically i'm no ones sibling because my mom lied to your guys' dad about being my father so i'm actually not related to any of you. not really supposed to be here

Mikey: dude give that up. we don't care 🙏

Izana: i was just clarifying

Emma: Izana-nii you know it makes Shin sad when you say that☹️

Izana: i was stating facts, but alright

Haruchiyo: happy birthday Shinichiro

Baji: you never speak on this group but oh, let the topic be about Mikey

Baji: all of the sudden it's a yappathon

Baji: "i wish Mikey would stick it in!"

Haruchiyo: I'VE NEVER SAID THAT

Haruchiyo: and i'm speaking now, aren't i😐

Mikey: Baji leave Haruchiyo alone

Mikey: you're the one always scaring him away😔👎

Mikey: hi Haru😋

Haruchiyo: hi Mikey 🙂

Kazutora: happy birthday Shinichiro-san

Kazutora: um, sorry about... the incident

Mikey: (i told you not to talk about that in front of people, Tora💀)

Draken: PUTTING A SENTENCE IN BRACKETS DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE WHISPERING

Draken: STOP DOING THIS

Senju: what incident

Kazutora: uh

Kazutora: almost killing him

Shinichiro: buddy, i know you didn't mean to do that. it's all good

Kazutora: no, i fully intended to kill a person

Kazutora: it just wasn't meant to be you

Kazutora: and for that i apologize

Shinichiro: oh...

Shinichiro: well at least you don't have those murderous thoughts anymore, right? let's dwell on the positive 😁

Kazutora: i do have those thoughts

Baji: you don't always have to tell the truth man

Mikey: dude☠️

Kazutora: but they're about my father, mostly

Kazutora: i look exactly like him, so looking in the mirror is hard sometimes

Kazutora: i'm not allowed to kill myself, but killing him would be close enough

Kazutora: but i can't. because of the law

Draken: dude, are you okay? do we need to talk again

Draken: this is concerning

Kazutora: words cannot help me, Draken

Kazutora: anyway, have a good birthday, Shinichiro-san

Kazutora: i'm glad you didn't die by my hands

Shinichiro: ...

Shinichiro: i'm not really sure what to say

Senju: i love his thought process

Senju: (what the hell is wrong with this guy)

Draken: we can see the text inside the brackets 😐

Senju: fine

Senju: what the hell is wrong with this guy😭

Senju: you were the one who put Shin in a coma??

Senju: the power or friendship really carries this group's dynamic because if it were me, Kazutora would never see the light of day😭🙏

Senju: it helps that you're handsome

Kazutora: thank you. i'm sorry

Senju: you're welcome. you are forgiven

Baji: maybe let's change the topic

Senju: what's wrong with him?

Senju: no offense

Emma: his father used to beat him

Senju: Emma!

Senju: you can't be telling people this 😭

Emma: STOP ASKING ME THEN

Emma: there's no malice!! i'm just telling you what happened!!

Inupi: happy birthday Shinichiro

Inupi: my sister has agreed to go on a date with you

Inupi: i see you as a really good guy so if you fuck this up, i'd have to kill you

Shinichiro: AKANE-SAN?

Shinichiro: she's too pretty for me

Shinichiro: ok um, please give me her number, Seishu

Shinichiro: thank you

Shinichiro: let's speak privately yeah?

Mikey: Inupi, this is the first time in your life you've ever been useful

Mikey: i'm impressed

Inupi: kill yourself

Mikey: Koko doesn't love you back👎🔥💔

Inupi: Takemitchy is married to a woman

Draken: break it up

Draken: and Koko does love him back, he's just fighting heteronormativity and internalized homophobia

Emma: ?

Draken: i'll tell you about it later

Emma: 🤗

Inupi: you will not

Koko: i am in this group, you know?

Koko: happy birthday Shinichiro

Koko: also Inupi, aren't we dating?

Inupi: huh

Koko: are we not dating?

Inupi: i mean, i wasn't aware of it

Inupi: but okay

Inupi: you didn't ask me

Koko: well, we act like we're dating so i thought we were

Inupi: okay

Draken: Koko you can do better than that

Draken: this is a terrible confession

Draken: i did not sit through hours of Inupi's yearning for this

Draken: do better

Koko: okay...

Koko: meet me at my place?

Inupi: ...

Inupi: okay

Draken: 👍

Izana: can't anyone solve their private matters, PRIVATELY?

Mikey: dammit

Draken: what?

Mikey: i don't like when he's happy

Mikey: i need to ruin this for him somehow

Izana: Inupi fucking sucks

Mikey: he's the worst

Mikey: i regret changing the timeline for his sake

Mikey: should've left him to burn

Baji: what?

Mikey: nothing

Baji: this was about everything, except Shinichiro's birthday ☠️

Shinichiro: to be honest? i couldn't ask for more

Shinichiro: my family being happy is the best present i could ask for

Shinichiro: i really love you guys

Izana: thanks

Mikey: BOOOOOOOOO

Mikey: too sappy, i'm out

Baji: that was so corny😂

Baji: (we love you too)

Emma: Shini-nii😭❤

Senju: Takeomi, take notes

Senju: i still don't get how you guys are friends considering the personality difference

Senju: Shin is so kind and lovable and amazing and sweet (and hot lwky)

Emma: ew😐

Senju: you um, you smoke, and you um

Senju: yeah i got nothing

Senju: still love you though!

Haruchiyo: he's ugly and abusive

Takeomi: says the dick sucker

Takeomi: i'm abusive because of the way you are by the way

Takeomi: besides, i've regrettably, never lay a hand on you

Baji: here we go again

Haruchiyo: in another life, i've killed you with my bare hands

Takeomi: do you seriously think you could beat me in a fight

Haruchiyo: i'll die trying

Shinichiro: okay guys um let's please not

Shinichiro: Omi stop being a dick 😅

Shinichiro: Haru, sorry for Omi being a dick

Senju: ☹️

Senju: we love you too, Shin

Draken: uhm i don't know if it's appropriate for me to say? but i love you too Shinichiro, i guess

Draken: this is a little awkward now

Kazutora: should i say it?

Baji: no, Tora

Kazutora: ok

Hanma and Kisaki texts

Warnings: suggestive, swearing, and i feel like the characters involved should be warning enough tbh, also angst??? not sure

Desc: i hate Kisaki, but i find him and Hanma's dynamic to be hilarious. And i love Hanma. so this is just them being them. this is mostly for shits and giggles.

Hanma: hey babe ☺

Kisaki: who is this

Hanma: *gasp*

Hanma: you don't have my number saved???

Kisaki: obviously not

Kisaki: this is probably the wrong number

Hanma: is this Tetta-san? :)

Kisaki: ?

Kisaki: yeah?

Hanma: then it's the right number

Kisaki: oh

Kisaki: it's you

Kisaki: i told you not to text me unless it was something important

Hanma: it is important

Kisaki: what is it

Hanma: i'm bored

Hanma: let's FaceTime 😋

Kisaki: 😐

Kisaki: i have work to do

Hanma: ooo!!!

Hanma: who's murder are we plotting next

Hanma: can we kill Draken???

Hanma: i want a necklace made out of his big ass ears

Kisaki: fuck is wrong with you

Kisaki: and i meant homework??

Hanma: oh yeah i forgot you're in school

Hanma: i never went

Kisaki: i can tell

Hanma: god i love it when you degrade me

Kisaki: you have serious problems

Kisaki: i'm gonna do my work now

Hanma: 5 minutes of your time is all i ask for

Kisaki: i don't like wasting time

Hanma: but it's not a waste of time if you're spending it on me

Kisaki: it absolutely is

Hanma: you're so silly Tetta-san😚

Kisaki: don't say that about me

Kisaki: ever

Hanma: or what ;)

*Kisaki has blocked Hanma*

Hanma: oh shit

Hanma: i was joking 😭😭

Hanma: it was a joke

Hanma: TETTA

Kisaki: meet me at the park

Hanma: DON'T BLOCK ME AGAIN IM SORRY ABOUT LAST TIME ITS BEEN LIKE A WEEK😭

Kisaki: shut up

Kisaki: i need you to drop me off somewhere

Hanma: omg you need me?? ☹️<3

Kisaki: could you stop being yourself for one minute

Kisaki: are you coming or not

Hanma: anything for you my lil meow meow

Kisaki: ?????

Hanma: i thought you were using me dropping you of somewhere as an excuse to hang out with me :(

Kisaki: why would i do that

Kisaki: i don't like you

Hanma: but i love you

Kisaki: i'm not gay

Kisaki: i'm only using you to get the woman i love

Hanma: so you're saying it'd be different if i was a woman?

Kisaki: no

Kisaki: your personality is undesirable

Kisaki: you're strange and offputting

Kisaki: and you're tall and lanky

Hanma: so what i'm hearing is

Hanma: you observe my body a lot 😏

Kisaki: 😐

Kisaki: bye

Hanma: WAIT

Hanma: believe it or not, i do have some important information

Kisaki: regarding what

Hanma: Hanagaki

Hanma: i'll pick you up at your school tmr

Kisaki: alright

Hanma: it's a date 😍

Hanma: i can't find your high school ☹️

Hanma: i've been driving in circles for a while now

Kisaki: i'm in middle school

Hanma: ...

Hanma: ...

Hanma: ...

Hanma: what 🙂

Kisaki: i know you've never been to school and all

Kisaki: but could you keep up

Hanma: what do you mean you're in middle school?????

Hanma: what grade are you in????

Kisaki: seventh

Hanma: WHAT

Hanma: HOW OLD ARE YOU

Kisaki: ??

Kisaki: 13

Hanma: ....😧

Hanma: please tell me you're joking

Hanma: genuinely begging you

Hanma: Tetta-san

Hanma: please don't tell me you're a pre pubescent teenager

Kisaki: i'm not pre pubescent, i'm going through puberty 🤨

Hanma: oh my god

Hanma: oh my god

Hanma: i'm gonna kms

Hanma: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME

Kisaki: why would i need to

Hanma: I'VE BEEN FLIRTING WITH YOU

Hanma: QUITE BLATANTLY

Hanma: I'VE SAID THINGS

Hanma: TO A 13 YEAR OLD???

Hanma: OH MY GOD I'M GONNA GO TO JAIL

Hanma: I'M SHITTING MYSELF RN

Hanma: THIS IS FOUL 😭

*Hanma has deleted some messages*

Kisaki: i don't know what you're going on about, but i can see your bike

Kisaki: i'm coming towards you, you fucking weirdo

Hanma: DO YOU NOT SEE THE GRAVITY OF THIS SITUATION ????

Hanma: WE HAVE TO BREAK UP

Kisaki: we were never together in the first place

Kisaki: i'm not gay

Hanma: how can you be 13 and homophobic

Kisaki: i don't have a problem with gay people

Kisaki: just you

Hanma: i-

Hanma: how many chest hairs do you have??🤨

Kisaki: ... lots

Hanma: i'm gonna go jump off a bridge

Kisaki: we succeeded, she's dead.

Hanma: lowkey felt bad for that one💀

Hanma: but it was fun ngl

Kisaki: why did you feel bad? we're a step closer to our plan

Kisaki: and she's involved cause she's Mikey and Izana's sister

Hanma: she's Hina's best friend, won't she be sad?

Kisaki: not once i propose to her and she see's how beautiful this ring is

Hanma: hmmm

Hanma: i won't lie Tetta-san

Hanma: this plan is flawed💀

Hanma: also

Hanma: you said "our" plan? 🙀

Kisaki: it's a full proof plan

Kisaki: and yeah, ig

Hanma: wait fr

Hanma: oh

Hanma: so am i still gonna hang around you when you and Hina get married

Kisaki: i guess

Hanma: k

Kisaki: don't cry or anything like that

Hanma: i'm not, i'm smiling 😁

Kisaki: your smile is creepy

Kisaki: don't do it

Hanma: can't stop, sorry

Kisaki: whatever

Kisaki: fucking weirdo

Hanma: yo, where are you???

Hanma: i heard a gun shot

Hanma: is Hanagaki dead??

Hanma: did we win!?!?!!?!

Hanma: Draken fucked me up ngl

Hanma: also yeah, Izana and Kakucho are definitely dead

Hanma: idk where Mikey is

Hanma: shit was wild today

Hanma: most fun I've had in years

Hanma: WHOOP❗❗❗❗

Hanma: right???

Hanma: Tetta-san?

Hanma: so like

Hanma: that was pretty traumatizing

Hanma: you were all crumpled up and gross

Hanma: didn't think Takemitchy had it in him

Hanma: to actually push you in front of a truck

Hanma: i know your trying to pry the gates of hell open rn

Hanma: i was the only one at your funeral, sorry :/

Hanma: it's been a few months, and i've been really bored

Hanma: Kakucho didn't die, apparently

Hanma: yeah

Hanma: god i've been so bored

Hanma: and lonely, ew

Hanma: your glasses r starting to rust for some reason, so i can only wear em at night

Hanma: you clothes are so small lol

Hanma: well

Hanma: just wanted to check in

Hanma: been a while

Hanma: i killed Draken

Hanma: well, not directly

Hanma: and it wasn't supposed to be him

Hanma: Hanagaki just won't die

Hanma: was tryna avenge you, or whatever

Hanma: uhm

Hanma: i'm 18 now, so that's cool

Hanma: idk if people are allowed to sleep in hell, but goodnight

Hanma: happy 15th birthday Tetta-san. I'll bring a McDonald kiddies meal to your grave