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prompt no 78 - "what? am i the bad guy? again?"

member - jimin

genre - you decide :)

hey darling! genre ended up being fluff and crack, hope you don't mind <33!!

lunatic - jimin x reader

genre: fluff, crack, sliceoflife!au, headcanon ver.

wc: 440 words

a/n: no, it's got nothing to do with moonbyul's song but I did listen to it when I wrote this! have fun reading <33!!! also, i don't remember the prices for the properties in monopoly :/ i lost the board years ago :((

"you're crazy! like-like a, uh, a lunatic! you've gone mad! for the love of God, darling, think straight!"

"what? am i the bad guy? again? is this resentment i sense, park jimin?"

jimin sighs. you've been at this for hours, back and forth, he was getting tired of this game even thoUGH he loved it.

"listen, you love me, i love you, can't we come to a grey area? hmm?"

you stare into his puppy eyes which seem to getting awfully closer, upsetting the cards on the monopoly board. you sigh a big sigh, "pay up, jimin. you landed on my owned space and you're renting it out, so shell out the bucks from the black card."

jimin really really really wishes he had his black card right now. he's really freaking broke now, like how any other normal person would say now. "i just have 50 dollars right now and if i just get abiiiiit more, i may finally get trafalgar square!"

that's all he wants, you swear. everytime you play whiskey and monopoly, he has the unhealthy obsession to get all the properties with whichever color he likes that night. you've suggested a few places where he could seek help but he's brushed it off with a, "its the whiskey yoongi hyung gave, now, pass me the card for piccadilly, will you? i wanna complete the collection!"

you see jimin eyeing the stacks of money kept by your side, covered with a quilt because, "i'm a banker! what else job do I have other than keeping money safe from your slytherin hands?"

there it goes, "no, nO, NOPE!" but before you know it :////

bunches of 20s and 100s are grabbed from under your makeshift shelter, much to the glee of the thief happily giving you the rent for pall mall.

"i never really liked pall mall anyway, too drab," he says with a flip of his hair. "your turn, yeah? come on, baby, don't look at me like that, it had to be-" and before he knows it :D

you're pouncing on him and you're shaking him back and forth about how you can never have a normal whiskey and monopoly night and he wraps his arms around you, apologizing profusely and insincerely, biggest smile on his face.

this is exactly how whiskey and monopoly nights should go. with the good whiskey and him bagging all the red and brown spaces ;)))

and with you winning either way, because he loves ending his night with you having the happiest smile on his face, throwing the money you won at him, another shot of whiskey down saying, "down for another game?"

pt time: @lvoekook ; @joondiary ; @soobhyun ; @shatzkrinslinzki ;

requests are open! check this out ^^

hello i am here to request ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ ♡

prompt no 78 - "what? am i the bad guy? again?"

member - jimin

genre - you decide :)

hey darling! genre ended up being fluff and crack, hope you don't mind <33!!

lunatic - jimin x reader

genre: fluff, crack, sliceoflife!au, headcanon ver.

wc: 440 words

a/n: no, it's got nothing to do with moonbyul's song but I did listen to it when I wrote this! have fun reading <33!!! also, i don't remember the prices for the properties in monopoly :/ i lost the board years ago :((

"you're crazy! like-like a, uh, a lunatic! you've gone mad! for the love of God, darling, think straight!"

"what? am i the bad guy? again? is this resentment i sense, park jimin?"

jimin sighs. you've been at this for hours, back and forth, he was getting tired of this game even thoUGH he loved it.

"listen, you love me, i love you, can't we come to a grey area? hmm?"

you stare into his puppy eyes which seem to getting awfully closer, upsetting the cards on the monopoly board. you sigh a big sigh, "pay up, jimin. you landed on my owned space and you're renting it out, so shell out the bucks from the black card."

jimin really really really wishes he had his black card right now. he's really freaking broke now, like how any other normal person would say now. "i just have 50 dollars right now and if i just get abiiiiit more, i may finally get trafalgar square!"

that's all he wants, you swear. everytime you play whiskey and monopoly, he has the unhealthy obsession to get all the properties with whichever color he likes that night. you've suggested a few places where he could seek help but he's brushed it off with a, "its the whiskey yoongi hyung gave, now, pass me the card for piccadilly, will you? i wanna complete the collection!"

you see jimin eyeing the stacks of money kept by your side, covered with a quilt because, "i'm a banker! what else job do I have other than keeping money safe from your slytherin hands?"

there it goes, "no, nO, NOPE!" but before you know it :////

bunches of 20s and 100s are grabbed from under your makeshift shelter, much to the glee of the thief happily giving you the rent for pall mall.

"i never really liked pall mall anyway, too drab," he says with a flip of his hair. "your turn, yeah? come on, baby, don't look at me like that, it had to be-" and before he knows it :D

you're pouncing on him and you're shaking him back and forth about how you can never have a normal whiskey and monopoly night and he wraps his arms around you, apologizing profusely and insincerely, biggest smile on his face.

this is exactly how whiskey and monopoly nights should go. with the good whiskey and him bagging all the red and brown spaces ;)))

and with you winning either way, because he loves ending his night with you having the happiest smile on his face, throwing the money you won at him, another shot of whiskey down saying, "down for another game?"

pt time: @lvoekook ; @joondiary ; @soobhyun ; @shatzkrinslinzki ;

requests are open! check this out ^^