Traumaaaa - Tumblr Posts

hmm ok so i don't usually post anything anywhere B U T

recently I've been writing an au focused on spicynoodles from lmk and idk I think it's interesting

i call it wartorn, bc it's basically a big ol what if of like

red, instead of staying around pif, has a big ol fight with her and at the ripe age of like 13 (which is like. Hundreds of human years but mentally my boy was a lil tween) goes to war with dbk's old army and shit

and when mk gets the staff and all that happens he isn't present

nor is he there for most of the plot thats happened in the show

and like 5 or so years after all this starts red returns bc he's finally gotten word that his dad is BACK and he wants to show off all his lil war crimes and other such accomplishments

and yk he's a ptsd-riddled maniac by now so upon learning about mk's general existence he's like FUCK YOU LETS DUEL

and mks like "ok fuck dude fine but if i win u have to like. Not be a bloodthirsty villain? I have enough trauma" bc atp hes just tired

and reds like "ok whatever u have to leave if I win"

and did I mention this started as just a crack idea I had at like 1 am?

bc mei throws in "oh you have to be mks HOUSEWIFE if he wins el oh el"

and yk, red being an arrogant bastard thinks it's funny and is like "sure lmfao"

and well.

it kinda just descended into pure chaos from there and just mk and red both being traumatized and accidentally married idk i feel the need to share the silly goofy little ideas my little wrinkled chicken breast comes up with

I feel so seen.

the traumatized child thing of getting really stressed whenever you have to ask for clarification on something bc you Know the yelling is coming