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SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THERE IS A CLASS OF 09 FIC OF NICOLE EXPOSING TRUMP AND BIDEN OF HAVING A SECRET RELATIONSHIP.
I might read this.
based off of that one picture that i can't find rn
i'm weirdly proud of this
FUCK BOTH OF THESE GUYS BTW. this was just a drawing for me and my friends gc pfp
i was ranting to my cat about trump x biden being actually like narumitsu in an alternate universe and he left :(
Joe Biden and Donald Trump were a picture perfect couple. Nothing stood in their way, even the countless assassination attempts towards Trump. He always remained victorious.
The most recent attempt, however, really hindered their relationship, as it was.. Biden? Whom tried to assassinate Trump.
At exactly 6:03pm, Trump takes the stage at a campaign event in Butler, Pennsylvania. A few minutes later, he addresses the crowd of adoring fans, containing his excitement about being so popular. After a while, however, gunshots can be heard, stinging the ears of bystanders, especially Trump as the bullet shoots past his face, grazing him barely. He quickly ducks behind the podium as his bodyguards pile on top of him to protect him from any further blows.
And, as Trump is being escorted to the car... He sees... Biden, out of the corner of his eye. He boils with rage, immediately dailing Biden's number once he's buckled in.
"Yes, Trump?" Biden answers.
"Were *you* the one who tried to shoot me? I thought we were boyfriends? Explain yourself!" Trump huffs.
"Okay, honey. Deep breaths. It may have been *my* bullet that hurt you, and I'm terribly sorry, baby, but I was merely protecting you. One of your bodyguards was about to jump you." Biden says softly, and Trump immediately calms down at the sound of his voice.
"Oh... Well... Thank you, Biden. I love you. However, you do owe me extra kisses when I get home." Trump giggles.
"I love you too, Trumpy. Stay safe." He hangs up.
Trump giggles, kicking his feet like a schoolgirl, face flushed. He *adores* being called Trumpy. It's a nickname that only Biden has the right to use, and it sounds like honey trickling off his tongue.
Trump loves Biden. Nothing will stop them.