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Is it just me or do you y’all think that Jess mariano from Gilmore girls is what five would be like had he not gone through the umbrella academy and Reggie no? Just me?
Everyone shut up, new meme template just dropped:
Things me and my friends have said as UA quotes
Luther: On a scale of one to gay how gay are you exactly?
Klaus: Yes.
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Five: You want to die bitchboy?
Klaus: Uhhhhhhhh yeah? Does 5 o’clock work?
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Klaus on the verge of tears: That’s not very cash money of you.
Things me and my friends have said as UA quotes
Luther: On a scale of one to gay how gay are you exactly?
Klaus: Yes.
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Five: You want to die bitchboy?
Klaus: Uhhhhhhhh yeah? Does 5 o’clock work?
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Klaus on the verge of tears: That’s not very cash money of you.
No one:
Klaus:
No one:
Klaus:
Is one of is hobbys fr
Viktor: what do you call disobeying the law?
Five: a hobby
Luther: *stares intensely at Five*
Five:...that we don't engage in
This post was literally made by him, you cannot convince me otherwise!
Klaus: I dont know if Im pregnant or what but Ive been craving 3 million dollars so bad
Klaus always dawns the rubber before the dead confirmed!!
Lila: You are so lucky you dont have kids
Klaus: Thats not luck, thats very much on purpose
The Umbrella Academy
Klaus Hargreeves
Umbrella Academy × tier chart
EDIT: I know that Luther went to the moon but I just hate him so I put him as a flat earther.😂
Vanya Hargreeves × Allison Hargreeves
But jealousy, jealousy (yeah)
All your friends are so cool, you go out every night
In your daddy's nice car, yeah, you're livin' the life
Got a pretty face, pretty boyfriend, too
I wanna be you so bad, and I don't even know you
All I see is what I should be
Happier,
prettier,
jealousy, jealousy
All I see is what I should be
I'm losin' it, all I get's, jealousy, jealousy
"Where'd all the time go?
It's starting to fly"
Look out Fellas, the Hargreeves Boys are coming for your Girls and Gays.
Reginald: If klaus jumped off a cliff would you too.
Diego: hey man, I’m a leader, not a follower
Reginald: good. Because it’s important not to blindly follow—
Diego: I’m jumping off the cliff first.
Klaus: so you were in the apocalypse for nearly half a century? How did you manage to survive for that long?
Five: the most powerful emotion of all
Klaus (tearing up): love?
Five: spite