Tumblr Shitposts - Tumblr Posts
you asked for requests, so here is a spattering of my own list of "shit to write eventually":
• "Have you considered that you too are one of the giants upon whom the future stands, upon your humble shoulders?" -tumblr user evilasiangenius
• "tim always considers the avian gaze (when picking outfits)" -a local friend of mine
• "the road to good penmanship is paved with internet wall spaghetti" -me
• "piece it together like some unpaid, uneducated scholar." -deactivated, tumblr
• "quemlibet gradum quem ceperis, progredi vel ascende." -me (latin)
all of these are dealer's choice on font, and you can just leave this in your ask box till they're all done if you want haha
"me" is either @imnothereyet or @anothersojourner
Thank you for the ask! I hope you like it!
I ran out of ink in my pen towards the end so resorted to the thicker one.
Also ignore all the bits of Tip-ex that I used to cover my very small mistakes caused by my pea brain.
Also ignore how it gets messier near the bottom.
My friend told me I'd do numbers on Tumblr so I am here to fuck some numerical digits
Oh i once had a dream about will wood and I just followed him around chanting his name until he let me watch him write a song
Idk if this is common knowledge but i think the guitar riff towards the end of Chemical Overreaction/Compound Fracture is the same as the tune of Skeleton Appreciation Day. Also Idk if this is true but it feels like the "old time religion' lyrics in The Song With 5 Names is a reference to Chocolate Jesus because they both contain the lyric 'good enough for me'
(edit: Week to Day)
Ykno the word glass. is kinda great but not perfect. Like they did rlly good with the g and number of syllables but i think it could do with a k ssomewhere in there
I just got my first mutual!!! :D my silly guy you know who you are and i am informing you that you have made a grave mistake. all my posts from now on will be made with you in mind. you shall never be free. ily tho
My beautiful baby boy just tried to drink some of MY FUCKING TEA
CRIMINAL^
Why is my for you page the same 5 posts over and over again no matter how much i refresh it I thought this was social media not 'here are the 5 people who exist nobody else is real'
My parents are aware i listen to will wood and i think theyre considering disowning me but they just dont have good taste
I made some stickers with my friend and i just found out they can make them real and also turn them into pins. This is a wonderful discovery that i shall take advantage of.
This human in my art class just asked 'are you LGBTQIA+ because everyone who listens to Will Wood is' and that was. well i felt called out to say the least
Itd be so funny if there were old people on tumblr. imagine your grandpa posts, 'In the church. straight up 'reading it'. and by it, well, lets justr say. My bitble.
The brain makes so many problems for itself by being encolsed in a hard skull. cant expand, cant move around too fast, can't do shit. Join me in removving your skull and free your brain
I am frolicking man. im just a happy little guy
Btw
This was a genuine assignment i had in the school. lovely
Parents!!! If your child is looking at their phoneand smiling, it isnot a crush!!! They may just be looking at Wil Wood with a waffle
I feel like the main character of a cartoon cause I just changed out the black leggings I slept in with a completely identical pair of black leggings
Oh yeah so I overheard some kids at my school discussing the MKultra trials at my school. so tjats a will wood reference. sombody should find them and introduce them to BlackBoxWarrior-OKultra i think.
Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five